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n2doc

(47,953 posts) Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:21 PM Dec 2015

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Trump: I can’t wash my hair properly because of water regs

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump says water regulations are making it difficult for him to keep his famed mane clean.

Asked about the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) “Waters of the United States” rule at a campaign event in Aiken, S.C., on Saturday, Trump said it significantly impairs his ability to rinse, lather and repeat.

“I’ll give you one regulation,” Trump said. “So I build, and I build a lot of stuff. And I go into areas where they have tremendous water. … And you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out.

“You have showers where I can’t wash my hair properly,” he added. “It’s a disaster.

“It’s true. They have restrictors put in. The problem is you stay under the shower for five times as long."

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http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/263048-trump-i-cant-wash-my-hair-properly-because-of-water-regs

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Trump: I can’t wash my hair properly because of water regs (Original Post) n2doc Dec 2015 OP

Oh man.... SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #1

Can't he just put it in the washing machine?...nt SidDithers Dec 2015 #2

LOL! I was going to say, can't he just send it out to be smirkymonkey Dec 2015 #9

So he's bitching about LOW FLOW SHOWER HEADS? maxsolomon Dec 2015 #3

People say almost all of his supporters shower out back under the hose... winstars Dec 2015 #8

life imitates Seinfeld, #435 MisterP Dec 2015 #12

So no hair stylists? Initech Dec 2015 #4

Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2015 #5

All with his own money yeoman6987 Dec 2015 #6

That thing on top of his head needs to be dry cleaned anyway. Contrary1 Dec 2015 #7

Maybe he'll stay the fuck out of the west because of it. Warpy Dec 2015 #10

He's got lice? Octafish Dec 2015 #11

Trump's hair is his running mate Gothmog Dec 2015 #13

Yeah, his hair is so darn THICK, it takes him forever to wash it. pnwmom Dec 2015 #14

What's wrong? Not enough rocket fuel in it to get the threads gleaming? hatrack Dec 2015 #15

SammyWinstonJack

(44,130 posts)

1. Oh man....

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Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:24 PM

Dec 2015

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)

2. Can't he just put it in the washing machine?...nt

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Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:30 PM

Dec 2015

Sid

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

9. LOL! I was going to say, can't he just send it out to be

Reply to SidDithers (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 14, 2015, 09:00 PM

Dec 2015

dry cleaned?

maxsolomon

(33,345 posts)

3. So he's bitching about LOW FLOW SHOWER HEADS?

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:41 PM

Dec 2015

Dude, YOU'RE BALD. Own it, you Putz.

winstars

(4,220 posts)

8. People say almost all of his supporters shower out back under the hose...

Reply to maxsolomon (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 14, 2015, 09:00 PM

Dec 2015

MisterP

(23,730 posts)

12. life imitates Seinfeld, #435

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Tue Dec 15, 2015, 12:18 AM

Dec 2015

Initech

(100,080 posts)

4. So no hair stylists?

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Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:41 PM

Dec 2015

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yeoman6987

(14,449 posts)

6. All with his own money

Reply to Name removed (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:48 PM

Dec 2015

The rest do the same thing in our dime.

Contrary1

(12,629 posts)

7. That thing on top of his head needs to be dry cleaned anyway.

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Mon Dec 14, 2015, 09:00 PM

Dec 2015

Warpy

(111,270 posts)

10. Maybe he'll stay the fuck out of the west because of it.

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Mon Dec 14, 2015, 09:22 PM

Dec 2015

I know, wishful thinking.

Octafish

(55,745 posts)

11. He's got lice?

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Mon Dec 14, 2015, 09:54 PM

Dec 2015

The louse.

Gothmog

(145,303 posts)

13. Trump's hair is his running mate

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Tue Dec 15, 2015, 01:03 AM

Dec 2015

pnwmom

(108,980 posts)

14. Yeah, his hair is so darn THICK, it takes him forever to wash it.

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Tue Dec 15, 2015, 01:17 AM

Dec 2015

No, it's not actually his hair that's so thick, it's the concrete he puts in it to hold the thirty strands together.

hatrack

(59,587 posts)

15. What's wrong? Not enough rocket fuel in it to get the threads gleaming?

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Tue Dec 15, 2015, 01:23 AM

Dec 2015

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