The Navy answered the sea shanty question "What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?" on Monday when it announced that it reprimanded a two-star admiral who was found wandering naked around a Florida beachfront hotel.

The Washington Post reported that Rear Adm. David F. Baucom, the director of strategy and policy at the U.S. Transportation Command, got so inebriated at a conference with defense contractors in April, that he hit his head on a barstool, peed his pants and needed an escort back to his hotel, according to an investigation by the Naval Inspector General.

At the hotel a few hours later, things only got worse. Still foggy-headed and now naked, Baucom exited his room, and the door closed behind him, locking automatically.

The rear admiral staggered about the grounds of the Ponte Vedra Inn and Club searching for a towel to wrap around his exposed bow and stern. Unfortunately, two female hotel guests spotted him severely out of uniform and alerted security.