He's seems like the biggest snake oil salesman of the bunch.

Major con-man

because Nice Boy seems most likely of the GOP's amoral extremists to be nominated -- and thus the creepiest.

Cruz, The Anointed One, is always at or near the top of the list, though.

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To me, they are all equally creepy - as well as disgusting - in their own unique, reprehensible ways.

He's mean spirited and hates sex of any kind.
The others may be deranged loons but hucklebucket just creeps me out.

Looks like a budding serial killer.

I understand daddy pulled strings to keep him out of prison and into some kind of therapy

Then I am the Pope.

Now I've got the heebie jeebies. MUST NOT GO IN THE BASEMENT!

Huckabee staffers: don't go in the basement!

There's something...wrong with him. It's in his skin. I don't mean it like "Ehrmagawd he's got terrible skin!", I mean there's something about it that squicks me. Like Uncanny Valley. He just seems OFF.

all of 'em. But if I had to pick one it would probably be Cruz. His aura is a slime trail.

Something about him just screams Oswald Cobblepot.

I would not shake that guy's hand.

They all are creepy to me!

Kasich is the least creepiest for me...which isn't saying much. The creep factor is deep with that crowd.

Don't agree with him. He's a neocon but I think he would be fun to sit on the veranda with a pitcher of something alcoholic.

of Leslie Jordan's character, Beverley Leslie from Will & Grace.
If only he was half as funny and much less creepy.

Former "Good Bushie" US Attorney, ready and willing to go after targets on the enemies list, with information illegally obtained by the NSA and provided by the FBI, all courtesy of 9/11 and the PATRIOT Act.

if you are the victim. Seems there are a lot of victims in his case.

I think Trump is just a buffoon.

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Both of them make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

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I find none of them to be "creepy."

Haven't decided yet, but I'll be proud to cast my vote for whomever gets the nomination.

Your response

"Cruz and Sanders are tied in my book.

Both of them make the hair on the back of my neck stand up."

Now your trying to back that off.

Sorry, on my way out of town and juggling several windows at once. Mapquesting.

Abject apologies. I like Sanders, so it wasn't even any kind of Freudian slip.

Will edit now.

edited for yet another typo.

What a moron. Actually, I think maybe I had too MUCH coffee.

Sorry, I had to drive 2 hours to go pick up my elderly mom from my sis' house.

Finally back.

Huckletoon has to be second and Rubio with his darting eyes. I suppose Rubio would fall into the sneaky category and I've had that opinion since the water bottle episode several years ago. He's just smart enough to get into all kinds of trouble requiring fast talk to get out of it.

I just feel grateful I don't have to vote for any of them.

Honorable mention for Carson-- his voice and demeanor make me think of all those "the neighbors said he was quiet and harmless" serial killers.

Huckabee's nauseating, but just so obviously a huckster that he's more comical than creepy.

Santorum is seriously fucked in the head and has the creep factor, but he has zero chance, so not as bad as Tailgunner Ted.

He doesn't sound worse than the other pukes but physically he's repulsive.

There is no way that Cruz and Rubio are the same age. I think Cruz is lying and is in his 60's at least.

I can't quite define why, though.

There's a thin line between all those adjectives, but I think each fits their respective category the best.

It's like he is from another planet.

Reprehensible as the rest of the clown car are - none of them comes close to the creepiness of Cruz.

he makes my skin want to crawl off and hide in a corner. A human being should NOT trigger the "uncanny valley" response

You know what is weird? I couldn't stand Bush/Cheney and I'd never trust Jeb and couldn't vote for him but Jeb seems like maybe the sanest of the 13 wackos left ... and there's zero chance he's going to win the nomination.

In a walk.

Who's the LEAST creepy? Now THAT would be competitive.

I'd go with Rand. He occasionally says something that indicates a smidgeon of integrity.

Of the actual candidates, Cruz by far.

I've read that he's a backstabbing jerk.

Cruz, it's tough to know what to make of him. He has a Ronald Reagan fixation. When he was all smiling at Trump that creeped me out too. Everything he says sounds corny & canned.

Carly kept misrepresenting the Planned Parenthood videos. And then the generals who she claimed President Obama got rid of for disagreeing with him. Even after the generals said she's misinformed. Of all the republicans I want to like her and Carson the most. I like their demeanors more than the others. They seem a little nicer & maybe more low-key than the chest-thumping Rubio & Cruz & Trump & Christie. But they're both pretty scary on policy and truth-telling. Hell, they all stink on policy.

Some call her Cruella de Fiorina.

he's wearing mascara. Creepy dude.

or something. Count Chocula.

Cruz seems so sinister to me, if only he had the power, that fucker would blow up a lot of people. Ugly is not bad but gosh, he is frigging ugly! Who on earth would want that sadistic face representing them on the world stage as the leader of the most powerful country on earth.

His eyes are evil. And I don't even believe in evil.

people in history on the republican side. Blaming President Obama for not being effective when they all wanted to sabotage him from the day he was elected.

Those folks representing the republican party are the ones who will crush the real republicans. Those teabaggies make Mr. John McCain seem like a nice person. Putin and Trump now have a bromance! I cannot believe that those liars get to portray their lies over and over again on CNN! I am beginning to wonder if mainstream media wants trump to be the nominee.

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out of the Munsters and into The Twilight Zone as the result of some mad scientist's experiment gone awry. If I saw him approaching, I'd bolt.

honestly though, on looks alone you are correct: Ted has it nailed although I have to say the creep factor is high in all republican candidates

Jeb I might even like if he wasn't so goddamned conservative and stupid. Huckaby probably perps goats in his spare time. Christie and Trump are bullies. I hate bullies. It's so hard to choose...

as a "foreign-born poutine fart."

He looks like he wears lots of make-up. He has an aura of perverted. I wouldn't want him around kids. He's that creepy.

That's like asking which form of torture do you prefer.

It might be easiest to answer which is the least creepiest. Although I find I can't answer that either, it's easier to eliminate a few - Cruz, Rubio, Santorum, Carson, Graham, Christie, Jebbie, ... oh wait ...

But Cruz is the creep straight from central casting.

There's something uber slimy about him. I can imagine him looking through a peephole into a ladies' restroom.

not a single one would I want to be in the company of

But for my part, I concur: Cruz creeps me out the most. Trump probably scares me the most (while at the same time providing tons of unintentional lulz). Can't decide which annoys me the most...

gives me nightmares