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Canadian Ted Cruz Has Awesome New Slur For Foreigns
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Christ what an asshole
So clever
Foreign-born poutine fart Ted Cruz has a shiny new knee-slapper of an IN YOUR FACE for all them foreigners who didnt have the good sense to stamp CUBA on their birth certificates. It is so good, you guys, you will be har-har-hardy-har-ing about it for literally seconds:
Ted Cruz has coined a new term in the fight over immigration: undocumented Democrats. Speaking in Las Vegas on Thursday, the Texas senator and GOP presidential candidate portrayed the idea of a path to citizenship as a ploy to beef up Democratic voter rolls. [
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Theres a reason why I think the new politically correct term is no longer illegal aliens; its undocumented Democrats.
Wed summarize the kajillionteen things wrong with Ted Cruz if we didnt have more important plans later to punch ourselves in the face, but that will take too long, so let us sum up: (a) the term illegal aliens was never the politically correct term to describe human beings, born of this earth; (b) the lame-brained implication that Democrats are doing something nefarious by treating immigrants like human beings just to get their human being votes, which is unfair to Republicans who refuse to believe immigrants are human beings, isnt new and still isnt clever, even with a newly coined phrase; and (c) fuck you, Ted Cruz, just because.
Cruz has been busy overcompensating for his tiny penis stub since fellow Cuban Sen. Marco Rubio called him a dirty immigrant-lover, during the Republican debate earlier this week. Cruz was all like NUH UH, YOUR MOMS A IMMIGRANT LOVER! (Fun fact: Theyre both right and both wrong.)
The problem is that before Donald Trump invented the subject of immigration for everyone to be pissy about, Cruz was for immigration reform before he was against it, and some The Media types have even taken a vague interest in noting that in 2013, Cruz introduced an amendment to, in the words of Cruz, help those who are here illegally to come out of the shadows. Bret Baier, of the liberal commie rag Fox News, pointed that out to Cruz, but Cruz, a master debater from the real Ivy League, has a tidy answer to explain that away: He was just joshing and actually, his amendment was a reverse psychology poison pill to secretly murder immigration reform. Isnt he oh so clever, that Cruz?
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dhill926
(16,347 posts)beac
(9,992 posts)And is Cruz capable of making a face that doesn't stir a powerful urge to punch it?
niyad
(113,364 posts)Docreed2003
(16,864 posts)From his smug smile, his Droopy dog eyes, to massive amounts of greasy hair products...if I had to wager I bet he smells of either Brut, Old Spice, or English Leather cologne
erpowers
(9,350 posts)A Democratic candidate has won the last two election by a total margin of about 8-10 million votes. In 2008, President Obama won the presidential election by about 4-5 million votes. In 2012, President Obama won the presidential election by about 4-5 million votes. Beyond that Senator Al Gore, in 2000, won the popular vote by about 500,000 votes. So, in three of the last four elections the Democrats have been able to win the popular vote by at least 500,000 votes, but somehow they need to recruit undocumented immigrants in order to win elections.
In addition, if Democrats needed some many undocumented immigrant votes why has President Obama deported so many undocumented immigrants? President Obama has deported far more undocumented immigrants than President Bush. I believe it was once stated that President Obama deported more undocumented immigrants in his first term than President Bush did in his two terms.