Florida woman arrested after attacking husband for farting
Florida woman arrested after attacking husband for farting
http://www.ktnv.com/news/dawn-meikle-port-st-lucie-woman-arrested-after-fight-over-flatulence
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Florida woman was arrested after police said she attacked her husband for passing gas one too many times.
According to a police report, around 3:30 a.m. Dec. 11, an officer responded to a domestic battery call at a home in Port St. Lucie.
The officer said a man at the home stated he was lying in bed with his wife when he passed gas.
The husband said he wife, identified as Dawn Meikle, 55, then began elbowing him on his arm. The husband said he continued to pass gas and Meikle continued to elbow and kick him again.
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for this kind of thing.
His crime? Heading out to buy beer, finding the store closed, and thus returning home to his wife empty-handed – it was Christmas Eve, after all.
His wife was apparently so incensed about her husband being beer-less, she picked up a ceramic squirrel (who doesn’t have a ceramic squirrel?), hit him over the head with it, then stabbed him in the shoulder and chest.
http://americablog.com/2014/01/woman-stabs-husband-squirrel-buying-beer.html
...because those who remember him know that the quickest way to get a rise out of him was to either post something about not wearing pants, or to do a Dutch Oven post.
Merry Christmas, Jim.
