For those of you who Think Spoilers are no big deal, this is for you. THE CHRISTMAS SPOILER

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HEY Robert? That new girl friend of yours that gave you a Christmas gift this year?? Its a bag of doggie treats for your dog.

Carol?? Yes you...Your Husband bought you that very ugly Victoria Secret Bra that he liked and you hated.

Dwayne!! That Mr. Coffee you wanted? Its a box of socks...

Hello Jazmon! Those CDs you wanted of your favorite Hip Hop Star? You dad thought it was better he got you some Classical CDs instead.

Bobby!! Those star wars action figures? You got the ceramic ones from China where you can't tell who is who, and they will break in two months.

Cecilia? That bunch of boxes you got was not a play station or xbox, its tee shirts and tooth paste cause your mother thought you needed to brush your teeth more...

Doug! That lovely Christmas Card you thought you got from your company? Its a pink slip letting you go after all these years, no retirement buddy, sorry about that...

Conchita!! That lovely large box under the tree for you are a box of towels... enjoy

William!! That golf driver set you wanted? Sorry buddy, those went to your brother in law, you got the pot and pans meant for your sister. I suppose you can exchange it without insulting grandma.... oops maybe not.

Charles did you think we forgot you? No... what you wanted so much you won't even get.
You got a dictionary from your Auntie, she thought you needed help.

Paula guess what you are getting? That little message from your doctor that you will have
another child this year to add to the six you have already!!!

Barbara those cute round Christmas gifts under the tree... you know the ones that look like cans? They are...baked beans..enjoy!

Bill! Bill! Bill! You know how you told everyone on line the ending of the movie that everyone wanted to see, but haven't seen yet? You are getting a big tee shirt from Santa that says "I did a great job spoiling a movie for everyone!"

Janey... You know that doggie you wanted for Christmas? Mom couldn't afford it, you got Gold Fish..enjoy.

PETER!!! That big lump under the tree wrapped in News paper? Oh man you are gonna hate it.

Hey JOSH! you may have gotten a Bong for Christmas? The cops are going to arrest you the next day as you light it up..

Alex ... uh no, that's not that trip to Hawaii you wanted, its a bus ticket to see grandma in
Mississippi

Michael??? Your team doesn't even make the playoffs this year despite their fantastic record.

Hey Jay! You best stop practicing that Rappin you are doing, the Karaoke machine you ordered will come busted up by UPS AND NO ...IT CAN'T BE FIXED.

Gretchen, that psychic you went to see was not only totally wrong, wait till you see your December Credit Card Bill at the end of the month.

Did you think I forgot you Stephen?? ... That big gift you were getting your wife will not come on Christmas day.. but you might be able to give it to her for Easter!!

Ronald, Ronald, Ronald... Don't even think about it, its not going to happen!

Emma, no sorry dear... Your ITEM doesn't come in blue... but You will probably find it in
silver or grey.

Olivia I hope you like potpourri, its the best gift you will get this year...

Dennis, you were waiting for this huh? No you not going to win the Lotto, ever.

Albert, you are a nerd, and your girlfriend will find out, and leave you for you-know-who.

Mary Jane? You don't want to know honey, you will HATE your Christmas gifts!

Joy!!! You know that hot vibrator you wanted? It will fall out of the package on to the floor in front of all your Relatives... Yikes!


If you hate these spoilers, think how movie goers feel when someone blurts out the entire plot of a movie everyone wants to see.