"Hell, I don't know what Hillary was doing in the bathroom and I'm not going to speculate . . . because it's disgusting!, that's why! . . . Like pulling things out of her or shoving things in, or like changing something like a colostomy bag, or meeting up with a hot female 'friend' for a quick tug-and-tickle. or playing games with fresh excrement, . . . But you won't catch me trying to guess. . . It's simply too digesting!!!"

"My critics are wrong, I'm a perfect presidential candidate! . . .They say a president doesn't get vulgar, and I agree. . . But saying Hilliary got 'schlonged,' or received a goodly dose of custard in the cupboard, or got popped with the big red one, or . . . well, you get the idea. . . . What I said wasn't vulgar in the least. This is vulgar:$@)!!* &% **$@*!