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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Christmas joys of being married for eons.
I asked my husband if he wanted a lap dance for Christmas. His reply: "I think that ship has sailed, hon." Now I don't know what to get the 68 year old goat.
yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)Merry Christmas!
Human101948
(3,457 posts)by the way, was the lap dance to be performed by you or someone else?
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Human101948
(3,457 posts)Younger guys can be fun!
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)And have you noticed the re-emergence of miniskirts and micro miniskirts? I suppose I could get away with wearing them as tunics with leggings.
DFW
(54,436 posts)My wife and I have been together for 41½ years now (33½ married), and while I have never been a big fan of lap dances, there are a few other moves she is welcome to perform any time she so desires.
FLPanhandle
(7,107 posts)He was being considerate. As a older husband, I felt the need to speak up for him.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)3catwoman3
(24,041 posts)Q: Have you heard about the 3 stages of sex?
A: Why, no. What are they?
Stage 1: Newlywed - anytime, anywhere, can't get enough
Stage 2: After the Kids Come Along - you have to pencil it in on the calendar, and it isn't there very often
Stage 3: Hall Sex - you've been married so long that you just pass each other in the hall and snarl "Fuck you!"
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)"At my age, sex and violence are the same thing!"