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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Mon Dec 28, 2015, 12:33 PM Dec 2015

In the I of the Beholder! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

Donald ("Heads, you lose. Tails, you still lose&quot

Trump is saying: "Words like 'schlong' change meanings all the time. . . . Just to prove it to you guys, I'm not only going to clean it up, but I'm going to make it a great all-America word by naming a brand, under my label, of all-meat hotdogs: Schlongs! . . . People will forget all about the dirty meaning when discussing their favorites like 'I want my Schlong smothered under chili sauce between two billowy white buns,' or maybe they'll prefer the taste of West Palm Beach Schlong. . . . Yes, Trump's Schlong is bound to change the way America eats it. . . . And getting 'schlonged' will be like a civic duty."

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In the I of the Beholder! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Dec 2015 OP

Schlong Elizabeth and thanks for the memories. underpants Dec 2015 #1

For that, you should be banned from all engagement skip fox Dec 2015 #3

That's a Schlong time. underpants Dec 2015 #4

Trump is saying, skip fox Dec 2015 #2

More like "in the id of the beholder" nt Hekate Dec 2015 #5

nice skip fox Dec 2015 #6

tRumpet is an idiot demtenjeep Dec 2015 #7

Trump is saying: skip fox Dec 2015 #8

underpants

(182,861 posts)

1. Schlong Elizabeth and thanks for the memories.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 01:36 PM

Dec 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

3. For that, you should be banned from all engagement

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 06:12 PM

Dec 2015

in polite discourse for not less than a fortnight!

underpants

(182,861 posts)

4. That's a Schlong time.

Reply to skip fox (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 08:49 PM

Dec 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

2. Trump is saying,

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 05:28 PM

Dec 2015

"It's simple, Brian. Most of them don't like to hear about schlongs. And there's a good reason for that. 'Schlong' implies heft and size, depth of being, and possibility of a deep engagement with the world, if you know what I mean. . . . And most of these reporters and commentators . . . well, it might not be nice to say it, but they just don't have any ballast."

Hekate

(90,768 posts)

5. More like "in the id of the beholder" nt

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 10:55 PM

Dec 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

6. nice

Reply to Hekate (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:06 AM

Dec 2015

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)

7. tRumpet is an idiot

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:17 AM

Dec 2015

no way he gets the nom

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

8. Trump is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 03:05 PM

Dec 2015

"'Schlonged,' as you know, is a great word coming form the American mixing pot. . . . Would my critic not have me use Yiddish? . . . Can I use no words of Norwegian origin? Or of Irish? . . . Are they racists or what?"

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