Just think....

being told "oh by the way, don't masturbate" as a teenager would have sealed that door shut right quick.

Frankly, I don't think I'm up to it.

A remarkable level of non concern was displayed

Come beat cancer

Blow cancer away

Screw cancer

A stiff challenge to the threat of cancer

I might never leave the house.

But I won't get prostate cancer?

I may have to ease off and drop a few girlfriends.

over achiever.

Cool, then I'm good. Cheers

it's best that way.

Thanks for posting that, now I don't have to search for it. I've been following his advice for a while now.

stating a similar result (it was specific to the number of orgasms, just daily masturbation.)

Not unexpected, another "study" was released within a couple of months stating the exact opposite of the first study. I don't know who funded that one, but I think we can all make accurate and educated guesses as to who was behind it

Do you have a link?

because the comments on such topics are usually legendary Maybe it was elsewhere on DU.

Anyway, here's the study that was likely posted, as it's the only one I've seen that did find masturbation may increase the risk for prostate cancer:

One of the findings highlighted, is that those who developed prostate cancer, were more likely to have had a sexually transmitted disease.

my husband should have vastly reduced his risk of prostate cancer, but got it.

VASTLY reduced.

but would tend to think my risk would be just as minuscule

I hope his treatment goes well

I demand that my health insurance cover call girls.

Or at least strippers.

damn Obama

heavens, why?

Now get a grip

You can take the environment and lifestyle completely out of the equation and still get cancer because of random mutation or genetics....things you can't control.

Good luck with your fight, by the way.

Just beat it!

So was Ernest Borgnine.

Your typical jury results would look like this:

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Back in a few hours.

The wife and I do it daily. More on weekends. We're in our 40's together nearly 1/4 century.

WOO-HOOOOOO!

Got it.

knew about this a long time ago:

[link:

And you have to shave your palms.

We laughed because we’re in our 50’s and this can easily be done in a week. Together.

Yay old people!

but I don't need to know about it!

cream of wheat?

Sperms are people too......... or something......

Just sayin'.........

and Eating Cheese makes people die by becoming tangled in their own bedsheets!

Margarine was the cause of Maine's divorce rate.

Proof:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Or so I've heard.

is pretty safe. He's an old horn dog.

it was called "High School"

Good one.

I'm completely confused by this story.

My husband could and probably did clear 60 a month in his prime ... 50 years ago. Last couple years it's been closer to 10 or 15 tops.... even less if any now that he's on chemo.

"Hey babe, want to fight cancer with me?"

Once a day will reduce the risk of prostate caner by nearly a quarter.

Oh. . .29 ejaculations, not 29 partners a month. Never mind. Still pretty healthy. Love my with everything I have.

I do have bad eyesight, though.

Of course, if those old tales were true I'd be blind as a bat by now.

live forever at this rate.

and only one day to make it all up.

Goodbye until 2016, DU, I have much to do!