I want to declare plans for a liberal takeover of Alabama.

Bring comfort foods, Jack Daniels and pot.

Might also want to bring copies of Steel Magnolias as well. Dress in anything from blue jeans to suits and plan for a six month stand off.

Hit the first house you see and tell them you're a cousin from Mississippi or TN and Grammy just passed.

Start off with things like books and movies by John Grisham and William Faulkner who confuses a lot of folks down here that while being famous Southerners, they propose liberal ideals.

Guessing after a few months, light will begin to be seen. This is written by an Alabamian tongue in cheek and not meant to offend anyone...

But PLEASE, GOD! Someone take Roy Moore away or at least get him stoned.