Wonder if Trumpy told her not to show up today.

That's exactly what I thought.
It looked like some kind of American Indian garment decorated with porcupine quills.

...a full metal jacket?

She needs to be in a different kind of jacket.

If he hasn't already.
He's hard to read though as he makes some of the stooopidest faces of any one person I've ever seen before.
Time will tell

Yes, it did.
Particularly the last part which gives Trump sound bites.

From the comments it sounds like it is hilarious.

Yeah me! I know my assholes very well.

...while his eyes screamed 'Help' ."

Caveat emptor, Donny boy.