...is malfunctioning.

It would be an even sadder end to a sad campaign if his own mother didn't do something to promote his candidacy. But there's nothing about that nasty old bat that can help him - not that anything could at this point.

...that the last thing the country needs is another Bush in the White House, or words to that effect.

That should be the kiss of death for ol' Jeb.

....goes over her or Poppy's face soon.

His big donors must be preparing to jump off skyscrapers. That shakes out to about $20 million a percentage point.

but her sons are spectacular failures

for clearing the air and settling who we should vote for.

BTW Babs, since Jeb! was such a popular dealer in prep school and college, do you think the stoner could score us some weed?

The kiss of death for his campaign.

convincing her to not endorse Fiorina instead.