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If Trump bit the head off a live chicken on national TV, would anyone care? (Original Post) First Speaker Jan 2016 OP
I think the chicken would mind Sanity Claws Jan 2016 #1
LOl stage left Jan 2016 #11
My first thought too..... daleanime Feb 2016 #28
LOL. The chicken would. PatrickforO Jan 2016 #2
Where do you think he keeps the chicken? Kalidurga Jan 2016 #3
It wouldn't be MY first choice to enhance my 'package' but with Trump, who knows? pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #7
He IS a strange man that T-Rump. Kalidurga Jan 2016 #9
I'm thinking he'd just buy a chicken. PatrickforO Feb 2016 #18
That makes sense to me.nt stage left Jan 2016 #12
lol Renew Deal Feb 2016 #29
Since it's the same idiots Ozzy thrilled by biting of the heads of bats, I doubt it. nt ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #4
I once heard Sharon in an interview and she said that PatrickforO Feb 2016 #20
Most of the newscasters would talk about how his poll numbers will go up again world wide wally Jan 2016 #5
He'd claim it was cannibalism and set up a patsy... pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #6
Maybe you should send him a door buzzard!!!!!!!!!! rbrnmw Feb 2016 #16
What's a door buzzard? PatrickforO Feb 2016 #21
It is something that must be wrung rbrnmw Feb 2016 #23
This might explain it better than I rbrnmw Feb 2016 #25
It's up to nearly 27,000 views, lol. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2016 #31
I know rbrnmw Feb 2016 #32
Id rather see egg on his face Person 2713 Jan 2016 #8
If he choked his chicken on live tv, yes. rug Jan 2016 #10
Ah, but you know rug that he wouldn't get popped for it. PatrickforO Feb 2016 #22
His ratings would go up. n/t Plappergeist Jan 2016 #13
Yep. aikoaiko Feb 2016 #14
Ozzy might get upset that he stole his act. rbrnmw Feb 2016 #15
Not at all. They'd just brag that he was channeling Ozzy but HUGEr! mikehiggins Feb 2016 #17
... rbrnmw Feb 2016 #26
No Aerows Feb 2016 #19
Interesting take on it. PatrickforO Feb 2016 #24
If he does try something like that saltpoint Feb 2016 #27
Other than the chicken, no. hifiguy Feb 2016 #30
He hasn't actually done it - or did he? Little Tich Feb 2016 #33
That would be disgusting. Mike__M Feb 2016 #34
It may help with some Ozzy Osbourne fans lovemydog Feb 2016 #35
If he devoured a live baby onstage his fans would overlook it. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2016 #36
I can't tell anymore if Trump really believes his bullshit or if he AgadorSparticus Feb 2016 #37
Nope! JustAnotherGen Feb 2016 #38
I think we'd see PETA raising a shitstorm over it. Lancero Feb 2016 #39

PatrickforO

(14,576 posts)
2. LOL. The chicken would.
Sun Jan 31, 2016, 11:13 PM
Jan 2016

That's just gross.

But that said, do you guys think anything LIVES in Trump's hair??? That is my major concern about his candidacy. How do we know that the hair doesn't conceal a trap door in the top of his skull which is actually a control room for an ALIEN. I've heard Trump is actually from Alpha Centauri.

PatrickforO

(14,576 posts)
18. I'm thinking he'd just buy a chicken.
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 01:17 AM
Feb 2016

But you know what? He'd probably be afraid of it. Chickens are scary and they WILL peck you. Honestly I wouldn't want to grab one and bring its beak up close to my eyes.

 

ChisolmTrailDem

(9,463 posts)
4. Since it's the same idiots Ozzy thrilled by biting of the heads of bats, I doubt it. nt
Sun Jan 31, 2016, 11:16 PM
Jan 2016

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PatrickforO

(14,576 posts)
20. I once heard Sharon in an interview and she said that
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 01:26 AM
Feb 2016

Ozzy was horrified when it happened because the fan threw the bat up on stage and he thought it was fake. Then when he bit its head off, well, the show had to go on.

That's her story anyway. I kind of feel sorry for Ozzy, because he almost lost Sharon a while ago. He had a relapse and she almost left him, then she battled colon cancer and had a mastectomy because of a gene that puts her at high risk for breast cancer. They've been married 33 years now, and if something happened to her, I suspect he'd be a basket case.

PatrickforO

(14,576 posts)
22. Ah, but you know rug that he wouldn't get popped for it.
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 01:28 AM
Feb 2016

He's simply too rich. Jail would be inappropriate for him...

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
19. No
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 01:20 AM
Feb 2016

Because the thought of a Ted Cruz presidency scares the shit out of Democrats and Republicans alike if they aren't holy rolling Teabangeilical nut jobs.

I am in the Deep South and even people down here are terrified of Ted Cruz. They won't stomach Hillary, but Trump or Sanders is better than those two alternatives.

I'm not even kidding.

PatrickforO

(14,576 posts)
24. Interesting take on it.
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 01:32 AM
Feb 2016

Sometimes I go on right wing blogs and ones that are less progressive than this one but maybe more center. Independents really don't like and don't trust Clinton. And of course Republicans hate her.

As much money and power as the Clintons have, I'm not sure Hillary could actually win a general election. The trick is to get independent votes of course, and with more than half (52%) of Americans having an unfavorable opinion of her, I'm just not seeing it.

I've been sure Sanders would do better for some time now.

saltpoint

(50,986 posts)
27. If he does try something like that
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 01:38 AM
Feb 2016

I hope it's with a crocodile and not a chicken.

Could be a different outcome.

Mike__M

(1,052 posts)
34. That would be disgusting.
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 03:45 AM
Feb 2016

I know my vote would never go to a chicken who showed such weakness. Believe me, that's not going to happen to my chicken.

AgadorSparticus

(7,963 posts)
37. I can't tell anymore if Trump really believes his bullshit or if he
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 04:43 AM
Feb 2016

Is just saying shit to get elected. Either way, it is freaking scary as hell that there are so many people that support his ilk.

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