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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf Trump bit the head off a live chicken on national TV, would anyone care?
Sanity Claws
(21,849 posts)stage left
(2,962 posts)That was my first thought.
daleanime
(17,796 posts)PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)That's just gross.
But that said, do you guys think anything LIVES in Trump's hair??? That is my major concern about his candidacy. How do we know that the hair doesn't conceal a trap door in the top of his skull which is actually a control room for an ALIEN. I've heard Trump is actually from Alpha Centauri.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)But you know what? He'd probably be afraid of it. Chickens are scary and they WILL peck you. Honestly I wouldn't want to grab one and bring its beak up close to my eyes.
stage left
(2,962 posts)Renew Deal
(81,861 posts)ChisolmTrailDem
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PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)Ozzy was horrified when it happened because the fan threw the bat up on stage and he thought it was fake. Then when he bit its head off, well, the show had to go on.
That's her story anyway. I kind of feel sorry for Ozzy, because he almost lost Sharon a while ago. He had a relapse and she almost left him, then she battled colon cancer and had a mastectomy because of a gene that puts her at high risk for breast cancer. They've been married 33 years now, and if something happened to her, I suspect he'd be a basket case.
world wide wally
(21,744 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)Person 2713
(3,263 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)He's simply too rich. Jail would be inappropriate for him...
Plappergeist
(27 posts)aikoaiko
(34,172 posts)rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)mikehiggins
(5,614 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Because the thought of a Ted Cruz presidency scares the shit out of Democrats and Republicans alike if they aren't holy rolling Teabangeilical nut jobs.
I am in the Deep South and even people down here are terrified of Ted Cruz. They won't stomach Hillary, but Trump or Sanders is better than those two alternatives.
I'm not even kidding.
PatrickforO
(14,576 posts)Sometimes I go on right wing blogs and ones that are less progressive than this one but maybe more center. Independents really don't like and don't trust Clinton. And of course Republicans hate her.
As much money and power as the Clintons have, I'm not sure Hillary could actually win a general election. The trick is to get independent votes of course, and with more than half (52%) of Americans having an unfavorable opinion of her, I'm just not seeing it.
I've been sure Sanders would do better for some time now.
saltpoint
(50,986 posts)I hope it's with a crocodile and not a chicken.
Could be a different outcome.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)But Tweety would probably come in his pants or piss them.
Little Tich
(6,171 posts)With Trump you never know...
Mike__M
(1,052 posts)I know my vote would never go to a chicken who showed such weakness. Believe me, that's not going to happen to my chicken.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)Is just saying shit to get elected. Either way, it is freaking scary as hell that there are so many people that support his ilk.