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ErikJ

(6,335 posts)
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 06:52 PM Feb 2016

What Donald Trump’s Short Fingers Mean for His Presidency

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2016/01/donald-trump-short-fingers-baby-carrots

For Achilles, it was the heel. For Samson, it was the hair. For Beast, twas' beauty. Donald Trump may appear impervious to the sharpest Republican barbs, but he has one proven weakness over the course of his four decades in overly public life: stubby fingers.

Trump has presumably had short fingers for as long as he's had fingers, but it wasn't until 1988 that anyone called attention to it. That year, Spy magazine began the practice of needling Trump at every opportunity by referring to him in virtually every story as a "short-fingered vulgarian." ("Queens-born casino profiteer" would also do.) Trump defended his honor in the New York Post, stating that "my fingers are long and beautiful, as, has been well-documented, are various other parts of my body."

In an essay last fall, former Spy editor Graydon Carter revealed how much this pissed Trump off: To this day, the Republican presidential front-runner continues to mail Carter photos of himself, and "[o]n all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers." The most recent one even included a message: "See, not so short!" On Friday, Republican Sen. Ben Sasse of Nebraska even joined in on the fun, responding to an insult from Trump by joking, "you'd think I asked Mr @realDonaldTrump abt the length of his fingers or something important like that."

So just what do Trump's Bart Simpson hands have to do with making America great again? According to Madame La Roux's 1993 treatise on palm reading, The Practice Classical Palmistry, quite a lot!


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http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2016/01/donald-trump-short-fingers-baby-carrots
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What Donald Trump’s Short Fingers Mean for His Presidency (Original Post) ErikJ Feb 2016 OP
As a short fingered person LakeVermilion Feb 2016 #1
Just stay away from nuclear missiles eh? ErikJ Feb 2016 #8
The Donald has small feet for his height too...and you what they say about small feet.... Brother Buzz Feb 2016 #2
I do not want to think about... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #3
LOL! Carolina Feb 2016 #4
For a number of reasons, yes. 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #10
What Donald Trump’s Short Fingers Mean for His Presidency? Angel Martin Feb 2016 #5
Do you think OJ Simpson's gloves would fit him? Bucky Feb 2016 #6
At this point, I'm convinced mother Jones is a RW parody sight. linuxman Feb 2016 #7
Elsewhere in the world of pseudoscience Mendocino Feb 2016 #9
And I just thought... C_U_L8R Feb 2016 #11

LakeVermilion

(1,042 posts)
1. As a short fingered person
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 06:56 PM
Feb 2016

I have to agree with the premise. I don't care to get into discussions about details, instead I seek quick solutions to problems. Many times I've chosen the correct path, but when things don't progress, I cut my losses...quickly.

3catwoman3

(24,007 posts)
10. For a number of reasons, yes.
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 07:58 PM
Feb 2016

The tight fit of those trousers suggests that his fingers might not be the only short part of his anatomy.

 

linuxman

(2,337 posts)
7. At this point, I'm convinced mother Jones is a RW parody sight.
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 07:43 PM
Feb 2016

Nobody could honestly find them credible without some serious willful ignorance.

Mendocino

(7,495 posts)
9. Elsewhere in the world of pseudoscience
Mon Feb 1, 2016, 07:53 PM
Feb 2016

Elvis spotted riding in UFO giving Sasquatch a phrenology exam.

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