Thinking this is too easy!

wtf?

"díselo" shows me he at least speaks Spanish fairly well because otherwise, I'd expect to hear something along the lines of, "sabe que hablo español" or the more familiar, "sabes que hablo español" which is much more simplistic (You know that I speak Spanish).

lo si en to, no habla espanol

which is a little bit ironic. I can say the same phrase in Bengali as well. Ami jahni Bangla na. or "I don't know Bengali."

"Lo siento, no hablo español."

And you win, because I cannot say a phrase that means, "I don't speak/know" in any other language Pero, hablo español un poco.

hablo instead of habla? Or does it sound like habla? Or like abla?

I don't know how to spell it, only say it. I used to think it was just one word lociento.

That phrase, of course, I learned from a radio ad I heard in the 1990s. It was trying to sell a "learn Spanish course" where they taught you to remember that "I am sorry" is something you say when you feel low, so low you can see into your toe, and mnemonic tricks like that.

I also don't know how to type the squiggly n. Or I don't feel like switching to international keyboard.

understand, no snark.

The difference is "hablo" means "I speak" and "habla" means he, she, or it speaks.

And still you have me beat

the familiar "Tu" instead of "Usted."

Marco tiene sed.

Know'm say'n?

what John Candy said in the movie Splash.

had better writers and much better hair .