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GreatCaesarsGhost

(8,585 posts) Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:04 PM Feb 2016

What will W say tonight at JEB!'s rally?

The obligatory praise of ma and pa.

Tell a few jokes.

Say something stupid?

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What will W say tonight at JEB!'s rally? (Original Post) GreatCaesarsGhost Feb 2016 OP

JEBus! Where's the audience? nt Xipe Totec Feb 2016 #1

"Drinks are on me!" lpbk2713 Feb 2016 #2

Did all those oil paint fumes get to him? ChairmanAgnostic Feb 2016 #5

That was in Beijing at the Olympics. hifiguy Feb 2016 #11

Fool me once, shame on .... me? FlatBaroque Feb 2016 #3

you mean outside of stumbling over his own words.... chillfactor Feb 2016 #4

He's going to surrender himself for war crimes CanonRay Feb 2016 #6

''I kept you safe after 9-11!'' Octafish Feb 2016 #7

No, no, no...I kept you safe for 8 years (delete 9/11) angstlessk Feb 2016 #13

DERP! hifiguy Feb 2016 #8

Maybe he'll read a few passages from "My Pet Goat." Vinca Feb 2016 #9

He's going to say.... Xolodno Feb 2016 #10

"Anybody know where I can get some coke?" struggle4progress Feb 2016 #12

OMG! Shrub in on my tee vee!! MgtPA Feb 2016 #14

Lindsey Graham is introducing him. GreatCaesarsGhost Feb 2016 #15

And apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did hifiguy Feb 2016 #22

maybe he'll joke about wmd's again? spanone Feb 2016 #16

"Nope, no weapons under here..." Bucky Feb 2016 #20

it will be interesting to compare the crowd size for the Bush Boys rurallib Feb 2016 #17

"Heck of a job, Jebby" Bucky Feb 2016 #18

He's on flamingdem Feb 2016 #19

"I believe fish and humans Shankapotomus Feb 2016 #21

"Human-animal hybrids....." hifiguy Feb 2016 #23

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

1. JEBus! Where's the audience? nt

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:13 PM

Feb 2016

lpbk2713

(42,766 posts)

2. "Drinks are on me!"

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:16 PM

Feb 2016

ChairmanAgnostic

(28,017 posts)

5. Did all those oil paint fumes get to him?

Reply to lpbk2713 (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:21 PM

Feb 2016

He looks horrible.

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

11. That was in Beijing at the Olympics.

Reply to ChairmanAgnostic (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:54 PM

Feb 2016

Drunk as a boiled owl.

FlatBaroque

(3,160 posts)

3. Fool me once, shame on .... me?

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:17 PM

Feb 2016

Fool me twice.....ya can't get fooled again

chillfactor

(7,584 posts)

4. you mean outside of stumbling over his own words....

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:21 PM

Feb 2016

and putting his foot in his mouth?

CanonRay

(14,113 posts)

6. He's going to surrender himself for war crimes

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:28 PM

Feb 2016

Not.

Octafish

(55,745 posts)

7. ''I kept you safe after 9-11!''

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Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:28 PM

Feb 2016

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)

13. No, no, no...I kept you safe for 8 years (delete 9/11)

Reply to Octafish (Reply #7)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:09 PM

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hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

8. DERP!

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:52 PM

Feb 2016

'N not only that, Herpity DERPITY derp!! 9/11! Where's the whiskey, Jebthro?

Vinca

(50,303 posts)

9. Maybe he'll read a few passages from "My Pet Goat."

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:54 PM

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Xolodno

(6,401 posts)

10. He's going to say....

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:54 PM

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....sorry, my bad.

struggle4progress

(118,342 posts)

12. "Anybody know where I can get some coke?"

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 06:57 PM

Feb 2016

MgtPA

(1,022 posts)

14. OMG! Shrub in on my tee vee!!

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:13 PM

Feb 2016

GreatCaesarsGhost

(8,585 posts)

15. Lindsey Graham is introducing him.

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:16 PM

Feb 2016

He says' "Thank you for keeping us safe AFTER 9/11."

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

22. And apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:36 PM

Feb 2016

you like the play?

spanone

(135,874 posts)

16. maybe he'll joke about wmd's again?

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Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:16 PM

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Bucky

(54,068 posts)

20. "Nope, no weapons under here..."

Reply to spanone (Reply #16)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:18 PM

Feb 2016

No, just dead bodies, including two of my ex-students, you useless fuck

rurallib

(62,448 posts)

17. it will be interesting to compare the crowd size for the Bush Boys

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:16 PM

Feb 2016

against Bernie's in Ypsilanti today

Bucky

(54,068 posts)

18. "Heck of a job, Jebby"

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:17 PM

Feb 2016

heh-heh

flamingdem

(39,321 posts)

19. He's on

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:18 PM

Feb 2016

creepy this is.

Shankapotomus

(4,840 posts)

21. "I believe fish and humans

Reply to GreatCaesarsGhost (Original post)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:27 PM

Feb 2016

can coexist peacefully."

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

23. "Human-animal hybrids....."

Reply to Shankapotomus (Reply #21)

Mon Feb 15, 2016, 07:37 PM

Feb 2016

Whatta maroon.

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