TWIP - This Week In Politics:

CRUZ: Trump’s a liar. So is Rubio. God loves me. Just me.
RUBIO: Ted Cruz is a liar and I’m not a robot.(Repeat) 01100010
TRUMP: Everyone’s lying but me and Ted Cruz is Canadian.
KASICH: I like soup.
CANADA: No backsies on the Cruz thing.
SANDERS: Socialism is the new black. I’m catching up.
HILLARY: Dammit, he’s catching up.
SCALIA: Scalia out.
OBAMA: Haters gonna hate but I’m gonna nominate.
MCCONNELL: This is why I wanted to prevent that 2nd term.
BEN CARSON: That Supreme Court job would be sweet.
BILL CLINTON: Would I have to wear anything under my robe?
JEB! BUSH: Sigh. My brother is George W. Bush.
GEORGE W. BUSH: I’m back bitches! You miss me yet?