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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:04 PM Jun 2012

There is no Zombie Apocalypse...

Zombies aren't real.

What's really going on is actually a Cannibal Holocaust.

So, my advice to all of you is to avoid going out in public covered in BBQ sauce while holding an apple in your mouth… You might just look a tad too tempting.

Those cannibals are EVERYWHERE, people!

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There is no Zombie Apocalypse... (Original Post) MrScorpio Jun 2012 OP

But the Rethugs are claiming dead people are voting! HooptieWagon Jun 2012 #1

sure... belcffub Jun 2012 #2

Now you tell me. nt rrneck Jun 2012 #3

I'm betting season 3 of the Walking Dead is going to be a reality show at this point. Initech Jun 2012 #4

lol Renew Deal Jun 2012 #7

I just got a tattoo that says TBMASE Jun 2012 #5

... FirstLight Jun 2012 #6

Well at least cannibals are easier to kill than Zombies! Egalitarian Thug Jun 2012 #8

I bet the MIRT has a different opinion...nt SidDithers Jun 2012 #9

HooptieWagon

(17,064 posts)

1. But the Rethugs are claiming dead people are voting!

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:06 PM

Jun 2012

Its got to be either zombies or born-agains...

belcffub

(595 posts)

2. sure...

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:07 PM

Jun 2012

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rrneck

(17,671 posts)

3. Now you tell me. nt

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:11 PM

Jun 2012

Initech

(100,088 posts)

4. I'm betting season 3 of the Walking Dead is going to be a reality show at this point.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:12 PM

Jun 2012

Renew Deal

(81,866 posts)

7. lol

Reply to Initech (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 05:31 PM

Jun 2012

TBMASE

(769 posts)

5. I just got a tattoo that says

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:21 PM

Jun 2012

Best if eaten by June 1974

FirstLight

(13,362 posts)

6. ...

Reply to TBMASE (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 05:28 PM

Jun 2012

omg! DuZy!

Egalitarian Thug

(12,448 posts)

8. Well at least cannibals are easier to kill than Zombies!

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 05:34 PM

Jun 2012

But I was kind of looking forward to trying out my new Zombiemaster 2100. It's based BFG technology and should result in a most satisfying splat when it hits 'em.

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)

9. I bet the MIRT has a different opinion...nt

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 06:47 PM

Jun 2012

Sid

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