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cthulu2016

(10,960 posts) Mon Jun 4, 2012, 04:59 PM Jun 2012

Has a diet of high-fructose corn syrup

made us more delicious?

Have we been fattening ourselves up for the zombie apocalypse?

Face facts, people. The FDA was infiltrated by zombies a generation ago.

Only Bloomberg's soda ban can save us now.

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Has a diet of high-fructose corn syrup (Original Post) cthulu2016 Jun 2012 OP

Seems I've been wasting my time with my garlic diet to fight the vampire apocalypse Siwsan Jun 2012 #1

Yes, especially if cured and smoked properly FarCenter Jun 2012 #2

Fish is brain food Motown_Johnny Jun 2012 #3

Don't drink soda, but I eat a lot of double fatty beef and I love greasy food... DCKit Jun 2012 #4

Yes, but the preservative have made us tough & stringy. Egalitarian Thug Jun 2012 #5

Well, it has slowed us down. Helps the shuffling zombies. (nt) jeff47 Jun 2012 #6

I avoid that stuff. I don't care what their pretty ads say. HFCS is evil stuff. nt Honeycombe8 Jun 2012 #7

Siwsan

(26,281 posts)

1. Seems I've been wasting my time with my garlic diet to fight the vampire apocalypse

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 05:19 PM

Jun 2012

At least I will make a tasty meal for some lucky zombie.

FarCenter

(19,429 posts)

2. Yes, especially if cured and smoked properly

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 05:42 PM

Jun 2012

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)

3. Fish is brain food

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 05:43 PM

Jun 2012

and for zombies, brains are food.

DCKit

(18,541 posts)

4. Don't drink soda, but I eat a lot of double fatty beef and I love greasy food...

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 11:41 PM

Jun 2012

am I double delicious, or is "corn sugar" the only thing they're looking for?

Living like the eighteenth century Irish might be our only defense.

Egalitarian Thug

(12,448 posts)

5. Yes, but the preservative have made us tough & stringy.

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 11:48 PM

Jun 2012

Our new Zombie Overlords will be perpetually frustrated by breaking off their remaining teeth trying to bite off a chunk of sweet, delicious sheeple meat.

jeff47

(26,549 posts)

6. Well, it has slowed us down. Helps the shuffling zombies. (nt)

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 11:55 PM

Jun 2012

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)

7. I avoid that stuff. I don't care what their pretty ads say. HFCS is evil stuff. nt

Reply to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 12:10 AM

Jun 2012

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