The guy told his girlfriend he and another guy were going to rob some homes. The police was on the lookout for him and his pal with dogs and a helicopter. He tried to escape and conceal himself in a lake. The gator did what gators do.
There is a certain karma working in this story.

Alligators can't chew. They stuff their kill under logs or in a hole in the river bank and let it "soften up". So the can tear it apart.

That's why I only swim in fresh water springs here. You can see the gators.

They drown them by keeping them underwater. Then proceed as you described.

They do it a bit ......differently....... than other places I have been.

...a goat rapist.


I'm assuming a man that rapes goats.

And that's not an autocorrect screw up.





The tagline pun was "hide your kids".

Big O gator! Poor fella, not the way to go.

House robbing asshole caused the death of a very old Gator.