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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Tue Jun 5, 2012, 10:13 AM Jun 2012

Today's bumper sticker: Tuesday, Give a Toss. Please come CAPTION Bill-O, the fecal clown!!!!!

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Bill-O (the gas without the relief) O'Reilly is saying: "Listen, these pinheads call what New York City is doing with its Stop-and-Frisk Policy 'racial profiling,' but they're wrong here as always!!! . . . There's a healthy disproportionate percentage of Latinos and Blacks that the policy has applied to, sure, but it's for this one simple reason: They're the crooks!!! . . . So it's really 'criminal profiling' . . . (he says it again slowly, with emphasis) 'criminal profiling'!!!, . . . but the pinheads will never understand that!!!"

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Today's bumper sticker: Tuesday, Give a Toss. Please come CAPTION Bill-O, the fecal clown!!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jun 2012 OP

"This is a proper form of holding the dong" Woody Woodpecker Jun 2012 #1

"When I think of pirates... Turbineguy Jun 2012 #2

Besides, I can't explain how tides work, so there must be a Gawd! Scuba Jun 2012 #3

"Mainly, I make a circle with my left hand, not as a British school-master affectation but skip fox Jun 2012 #4

Man, I would SO get tombstoned for posting what immediately came to mind. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #5

Me too Woody Woodpecker Jun 2012 #6

Yeah, I noticed that. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #7

Mmmm, this is the most exquisite bowel movement I've had in years aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #8

Bill O'Reilly IS the Invisible Man's lover in: INVISIBLE HAND. Marr Jun 2012 #9

"Look. I don't care if they're biased. Everyone knows they're biased. They even say they're biased! skip fox Jun 2012 #10

Woody Woodpecker

(562 posts)

1. "This is a proper form of holding the dong"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 10:16 AM

Jun 2012

some people just don't do it right!

Turbineguy

(37,372 posts)

2. "When I think of pirates...

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 10:27 AM

Jun 2012

I think of sailing ships. And when I thing of sailing ships, I think of a belaying pin in my ass!"

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

3. Besides, I can't explain how tides work, so there must be a Gawd!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 10:28 AM

Jun 2012

skip fox

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4. "Mainly, I make a circle with my left hand, not as a British school-master affectation but

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 11:09 AM

Jun 2012

to focus my attention. . . . You see, I first think of round things, . . . then about holding long, narrow things, . . . and then I get so distracted and my breath starts coming fast . . . and all that oxygen helps me to get back on track and think. . . . What was the question? . . . (He's thinking: Geez, what a beautiful hand!)"

HopeHoops

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5. Man, I would SO get tombstoned for posting what immediately came to mind.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 11:16 AM

Jun 2012

Woody Woodpecker

(562 posts)

6. Me too

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 11:36 AM

Jun 2012

And my first post above is just about as nice I can go...

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

7. Yeah, I noticed that.

Reply to Woody Woodpecker (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 12:16 PM

Jun 2012

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)

8. Mmmm, this is the most exquisite bowel movement I've had in years

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 12:23 PM

Jun 2012

Marr

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9. Bill O'Reilly IS the Invisible Man's lover in: INVISIBLE HAND.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 12:45 PM

Jun 2012

Ask your cable provider.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

10. "Look. I don't care if they're biased. Everyone knows they're biased. They even say they're biased!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 01:53 PM

Jun 2012

. . . But what irks me about Media Matters is their devious means of attacking Fox by playing clips from my shows and others. . . . They make us look like stammering right-wing idiots!!!. . . . Whereas if they just summarized what we said, nobody would bother to read it and nobody would get mad. . . . How is that fair???"

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