I guess I'm just a mean spirited bitch, but I've wondered why in the hell SOMEONE doesn't make fun of his hair and that white area around his eyes? He looks stupid.

I guess when you're rich enough, you can look foolish and no one dares tease.

I keep looking at his hair and it seems like an unsolvable Rorschach test. Which direction does the tRump's hair grow? Correct answer wins you a free psychological eval. That dude is just so weird!

his hair is subject to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle

... cotton candy machines every morning.

I've also read where he had a surgical procedure on his scalp to close a large bald spot.

Whatever the hell is going on up there, it ain't natural.

(With apologies to the Yardbirds and the songwriters.)

I LOVED it. The scene with the 'Science Oven' is burned into my memory...'Thank God for ME'!!!

But what I imagined is the scene from Kingpin when Bill (freaking) Murray's charachter's hair gets all caddywompassed during the final bowling match.

and spends a lot of time and effort in an attempt to cover us his huge bald spot--also has Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper and Amy Adams. It's all about ABSCAM. You will love it.

He combs the front section down over his face. Then he sweeps each side section over the top of his head and combs the front section back over the side sections.

and yes that is Jeff Beck on lead with fuzz tone

during one of his speeches.

Sorry had to! 😁

but he's invested in some industrial grade hairspray. It doesn't blow around like it used to.

... I'd have to kill you.

I think it's to the left, to the left....

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Myself, I just burr cut what little hair I have left.

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while cherubs descend from Elysium to perform their exalted task of laying on the golden mantle of Freyja upon his head. They perform this sacred rite, only moving one golden strand at a time, retracing the legendary steps of Tillagnar the Obtuse's epic journey upon Trump's precious globe. It begins with Tallagnar's call to glory, when he was approached by the ghost of the Elven king Phil, as he appeared like a great burning shoe in the night's sky. Phil commanding him to set out across the swamps of Murnpike. Recalling the temptations along the way... The struggles of begining, yet quickly abandoning the building of a great temple, or trading up his wife. How he was led to unfathonable greatess by the great demigods: Ego, Denial, and Narcissist. He delved further into the abysmal land of the Racizts, where he won their hearts and and became a great leader among their neighbors the Morans. He paved his way further into greatness by having someone else build many a massive golden ox, where he promptly scribbled his name on, using the great hoarde of gold his daddy left him. The precious strands then trace their way back home, as our great hero did in the glorious tale. Riding his great silver eagle up, and waving at the Morans as he rushes by to settle in some unknown majestic resting place over the horizon.

but they didn't work out.

And people wonder why he always looks like he stepped in dog shit...because he has a huge stinking pile on his head all day.