prepared draft journal articles for submission that were in that style.

Great stuff!

Thanks!

Hilarious

5 Things a Man's Finger Length Says About Him

http://www.livescience.com/49883-finger-length-in-men.html

RIGHT-STABLE, CO-INFINITE ELEMENTS OF COMBINATORIALLY CHERN TOPOLOGICAL SPACES AND THE DERIVATION OF PRIME HOMEOMORPHISMS

DONALD TRUMP, EUCLID, LEONHARD EULER AND KURT GODEL

Abstract. Let X ̄ ? 0. In [1], the main result was the characterization of hyper-linearly negative monodromies. We show that ∥? ̄∥ ? t. The work in [1] did not consider the discretely associative, generic, pseudo-Cauchy case. A central problem in introductory descriptive K-theory is the computation of isometries.
1. Introduction
In [1], the authors examined uncountable functions. Unfortunately, we cannot assume that every multiply meromorphic point is continuously co-n-dimensional and Euclidean. On the other hand, in this setting, the ability to compute totally Maclaurin, elliptic, algebraically reducible polytopes is essential.
Recently, there has been much interest in the characterization of canonically real arrows. On the other hand, this reduces the results of [1] to an approximation argument. Recently, there has been much interest in the description of paths. This leaves open the question of reducibility. In this context, the results of [1] are highly relevant. It would be interesting to apply the techniques of [1] to reducible primes. The goal of the present article is to construct p-trivial planes.

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You have to admit if nothing else he's made this election far more entertaining than any in recent memory. He makes Hermain Cain sound logical.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sophieck/if-donald-trump-quotes-were-in-the-movie-mean-girls

http://poopontrump.com/

http://punchtrump.us/

as evidence that the accusers failed in a reasonable person's "buyer beware" duty? This just shouts "caveat emptor."

Trump's guilty, of course, but how much damages should be awarded to people who read this and whipped out their checkbooks anyway?