Thank goodness it turned out OK for you. We should pause for moment and express our gratitude to the heroic first responders who make sure it all happens the way it should.

I am so grateful for anonymous strangers who put their lives at risk to help me find a safe place for good coffee, free ATM machines and a clean restroom!

It's remembered as "Lawson's."

for a living?

Big Gulps spilled everywhere, mystery-meat "hot dogs" all over the floor, people walking around covered in nacho cheese sauce, I'll never forget it!

Be prepared for mystery-meat hot dogs!

And yes, Drumpf is a flaming, oozing, pustule-ridden asshole.

I was in the "everything else" isle looking for asprin, just a normal day like any other. How that would shatter moments later.

the flappy sound of countless packages hitting the linoleum. I will never be able to unhear that sound ever again. fwap fwap fwap!!!

it was horrific! I couldn't get up to the counter! I had to step over packages and packages of slim jims with Macho Man Randy Savage giving me an accusing look!

and the baby stroller, the baby...>it's just too hard to write this<...was just giggling with delite! WITH DELITE!!!

I just... can't....

so on my first trip to PA, I asked her to take me to a Wa Wa.

it's clean. I'll give it that.

I think her memories of working there out stripped reality.

Just seemed like another deli/gas station to me.

And yes fuck Trumpenfuror.

I know you and I were both scared for our lives wondering if we would be able to make it to the front door without any harm. I wanted to make a dash for that front door but you heard a cry of a baby from a distance by the 2-for-1 Snickers display and you said 'No Way, No Way will I leave any child behind nor will I pass any great price on Snickers that cheap!!'

Those memories and Snickers bars will haunt me for a lifetime.