In New York's 16th District, Cruz was beaten by 2% by Ben Carson, who is no longer running. USA!
Ted Cruz's Night of Humiliation Continues as He Loses to Ben Carson in New York District
http://gawker.com/ted-cruzs-night-of-humiliation-continues-as-he-loses-to-1771963177
Its been a rough night for Ted Cruz. Across the state of New York, hes almost guaranteed to come in last place of the three remaining candidates. And in at least one district in Westchester, Ted Cruz coming in last of the remaining candidates and someone who isnt even running anymore.
Thats right, a hearty congratulations to Dr. Ben Gifted Hands Carson. We knew youd come in handy for something.
Id like to personally thank New Yorks 16th district for this beautiful gift, but I also have some questions. Namely, why are you voting for a candidate you (hopefully) know isnt actually a candidate anymore? Does Ben Carson actually have a dedicated following? Do you know who Ben Carson is? And what has soup ever done to you?
Of course, the important thing to remember is that, tonight, Ted Cruz effectively lost to a man in a coma who wasnt even competing in the first place.