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LS_Editor

(893 posts) Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:00 PM Apr 2016

Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina Running Mates for Something

Trump is probably shaking in his boots about Cruz and Fiorina. Who requested that political marriage? Ted Cruz seriously needs a psychiatric evaluation. Satire warning.

Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina Running Mates for Something

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas and former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced they were running mates for something. Americans across the country tried to figure out what the two were running mates for, as it is mathematically impossible for Cruz to win the Republican presidential nomination, which Fiorina quit pursuing in February.

Kinness continued, "They are definitely not running mates for the top of the Republican ticket, because they would be delusional to think they had a chance of being president and vice president of anything."

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Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina Running Mates for Something (Original Post) LS_Editor Apr 2016 OP

HA! I'm still laughing at THAT announcement! napi21 Apr 2016 #1

Cruz and Fiorina are running on empty! csziggy Apr 2016 #2

napi21

(45,806 posts)

1. HA! I'm still laughing at THAT announcement!

Reply to LS_Editor (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:25 PM

Apr 2016

People couldn't stand her when she was one of the seventeen. NOW, for some idiotic reason Grampa Munster Cruz seems to think SHE will help him????

I've not met ONE PERSON who likes that guy, even among Pubbies, and adding the company destroyer to his ticket will do nothing but make him WORSE!

csziggy

(34,136 posts)

2. Cruz and Fiorina are running on empty!

Reply to LS_Editor (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:33 PM

Apr 2016

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I'm running behind

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