Hey--how's that Cruz-Kasich alliance coming, anyway?

The most important merger in world affairs since the Nazi-Soviet pact...the deal that reverberated across America like a thousand thunderclaps, the political lightning in a bottle that's forced Donald Trump to his knees...well, as a political junkie, I haven't been so entranced since Watergate. I can't wait to see, now that Trump's been eliminated, which of them devours the other...