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RandySF

(58,899 posts) Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:18 PM Jun 2012

Bay Area Man Severs His Own Penis With X-Acto Knife

We've heard of angry women cutting off their man's penis, but a man has to be really upset about something to castrate himself.

According to press reports, Fremont officers were called to the 4300 block of Mowry Avenue about 2 a.m Wednesday after a 20-year-old man had cut off his penis with an X-Acto knife.
Much to our surprise, the victim was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, Detective Bill Veteran said, yet we still have no idea what motivated the man to sever his private part.

Police were able to locate the man's penis, and doctors are working to reattach the organ.

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2012/06/bay_area_man_severs_his_own_pe.php

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Bay Area Man Severs His Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Original Post) RandySF Jun 2012 OP

It's not castration unless the testicles are removed. FarCenter Jun 2012 #1

Will he learn to play the organ? TheCowsCameHome Jun 2012 #2

If he's 20, he's probably already mastered it. gkhouston Jun 2012 #4

Mental illness? n/t gkhouston Jun 2012 #3

Almost certainly. If not, more Zombie Apocalypse stuff. kestrel91316 Jun 2012 #8

Exactamundo pintobean Jun 2012 #14

That's sad. rug Jun 2012 #5

'The Professor and the Madman' Zanzoobar Jun 2012 #6

Perhaps it was a DIY sex reassignment? rfranklin Jun 2012 #7

If this was a sports thread, it would already have been locked. A dick-severing thread ... 11 Bravo Jun 2012 #9

He'd better do it after he signs his card Zanzoobar Jun 2012 #10

This is more Weird News than it is GD. Bolo Boffin Jun 2012 #13

I don't suppose they asked if he wanted it reattached NV Whino Jun 2012 #11

Unless they do a few things nadinbrzezinski Jun 2012 #12

" Police were able to locate the man's penis..." Fire Walk With Me Jun 2012 #15

Which blade do you think he used? cherokeeprogressive Jun 2012 #16

I think the word they want is "emasculate". Spider Jerusalem Jun 2012 #17

FarCenter

(19,429 posts)

1. It's not castration unless the testicles are removed.

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:20 PM

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TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

2. Will he learn to play the organ?

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:21 PM

Jun 2012

gkhouston

(21,642 posts)

4. If he's 20, he's probably already mastered it.

Reply to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #2)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:22 PM

Jun 2012

Many times.

gkhouston

(21,642 posts)

3. Mental illness? n/t

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:21 PM

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kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)

8. Almost certainly. If not, more Zombie Apocalypse stuff.

Reply to gkhouston (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:37 PM

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pintobean

(18,101 posts)

14. Exactamundo

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Wed Jun 6, 2012, 10:23 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

5. That's sad.

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:25 PM

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Zanzoobar

(894 posts)

6. 'The Professor and the Madman'

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:30 PM

Jun 2012

Good read. I recommend.

rfranklin

(13,200 posts)

7. Perhaps it was a DIY sex reassignment?

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:35 PM

Jun 2012

or he was just annoyed at the angle of his dangle.

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

9. If this was a sports thread, it would already have been locked. A dick-severing thread ...

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Jun 6, 2012, 09:38 PM

Jun 2012

however, it just fine in GD. (Maybe the next time Tiger Woods makes history, he should chop off his cock on the 18th green. Perhaps that would be GD worthy.)