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Newly discovered spider......Yikes its big, a foot across. (Original Post) Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 OP
Hummm Mayflower1 Jun 2012 #1
Nightmares and madness. Liberal Veteran Jun 2012 #2
Naw. They're relatively harmless. Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #15
I hate you. (I say that out of love) Liberal Veteran Jun 2012 #17
No, they view them as allies in their quest. Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #21
Kill it with fire!!!! dawg Jun 2012 #3
Yikes. AtomicKitten Jun 2012 #4
that could have stayed undiscovered and I would still be happy....yikes! NRaleighLiberal Jun 2012 #5
How does such a creature manage to remain undiscovered until now? nt Old and In the Way Jun 2012 #6
Um.... Fawke Em Jun 2012 #12
Until now, the only people who saw it were eaten by the spider... Liberal Veteran Jun 2012 #14
Well to be "discovered" it has to be seen by someone who recognizes it's a new species 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #44
It looks moderately annoyed. I'd move that hand, dude. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #7
The hand belongs to a corpse. Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #16
If it didn't, it was about to. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #39
Ye gads! hifiguy Jun 2012 #8
matá-lo com o fogo / töten sie mit dem Feuer Blue_Tires Jun 2012 #9
Now *that's* what I call a spider! BlueCaliDem Jun 2012 #10
The giant Blue 8 inch scorpion is a trip too, it may cure things. Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #11
Cool pokerfan Jun 2012 #13
That's a little baby punk compared to the one I posted. Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #18
That's why I've nominated you to track it down and KILL it... Blue_Tires Jun 2012 #19
Same species pokerfan Jun 2012 #34
If you're panicking, you may have arachnophobia stay calm and look at these pics. Uncle Joe Jun 2012 #20
I'm looking..... through newly discovered species eyes Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #23
These look like the guys that run the super pacs, the banks and the republican party Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #33
Mr. Gigantic Fucking Spider wants to see what else is on the menu for today's luncheon. Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #24
Put the bunny back in the box! Uncle Joe Jun 2012 #29
puppy dog noses!!!! Blue_Tires Jun 2012 #31
Combining the two fields by looking up jumping spiders is often amusing Posteritatis Jun 2012 #51
Now that's a cute spider, his little eyes almost make you want to scratch his belly Uncle Joe Jun 2012 #55
Jumping spiders are mindbogglingly photogenic. (nt) Posteritatis Jun 2012 #56
That would be my worse nightmare if I saw something like that. n/t RebelOne Jun 2012 #22
For fuck's sake! ellie Jun 2012 #25
things that big normally have a health bar! Sea-Dog Jun 2012 #26
LOL.... Cydaea Diablo III.... fricking gamers. Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #28
This old fart gets it...Armogohma countryjake Jun 2012 #48
As long as we're talking hideous giant things... IDemo Jun 2012 #27
Yummy. Those things are delicious. Zalatix Jun 2012 #47
I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid Art_from_Ark Jun 2012 #59
Extremely awesome! I haven't looked in Science for a while - thank you petronius Jun 2012 #30
LIke your umbrella corporation avatar Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #35
Why did I open this thread? dmr Jun 2012 #32
Suddenly the rest of my lunch isn't very appealing... Versailles Jun 2012 #36
If I get close to Republicans and Fascists that happens to me Ichingcarpenter Jun 2012 #37
That story would make Stephen King SHIT HIMSELF! yoyossarian Jun 2012 #40
Yeah that is frightening...Georgor Bushmsa Versailles Jun 2012 #50
Reminds me of those old Tarzan movies. L0oniX Jun 2012 #38
Um excuse me, I'm eating here. Shankapotomus Jun 2012 #41
Cool! GoCubsGo Jun 2012 #42
ugh. don't touch it. Liberal_in_LA Jun 2012 #43
My response Zalatix Jun 2012 #45
It's gorgeous! Lucinda Jun 2012 #46
While I do love spiders... countryjake Jun 2012 #49
wow.... awesome! fascisthunter Jun 2012 #52
We're gonna need a bigger shoe. smokey nj Jun 2012 #53
arachnophobia AsahinaKimi Jun 2012 #54
kill it, make it extinct JI7 Jun 2012 #57
Whisperdoom! me b zola Jun 2012 #58

Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)
2. Nightmares and madness.
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 12:22 PM
Jun 2012

Scary! I hope they aren't like those aggressive one's that latch onto people and won't let go.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
15. Naw. They're relatively harmless.
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 12:55 PM
Jun 2012

For instance, there's a hundred of them living under your bed, right now, and they've never once bothered you.












Sleep tight tonight.




Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)
17. I hate you. (I say that out of love)
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 12:58 PM
Jun 2012

Can I at least hope they will keep the mice, rat, and snake population in my home under control?

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
21. No, they view them as allies in their quest.
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:08 PM
Jun 2012

Many little spies with dark glittering eyes, watching you as you sleep.


Sweet dreams.


Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)
14. Until now, the only people who saw it were eaten by the spider...
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 12:52 PM
Jun 2012

....and the only name it had was "Holy crap that's a hu....ARRRGH!!!"

 

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)
44. Well to be "discovered" it has to be seen by someone who recognizes it's a new species
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 04:43 PM
Jun 2012

rather than just some camper who saw it and thought "wow that's a big spider".

Also they need to be able to report back rather than simply succumbing to madness and despair as this agent of the Elder Gods . . . .ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn . . . ahem sorry about that.

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)
19. That's why I've nominated you to track it down and KILL it...
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:06 PM
Jun 2012

I'm not living on the same planet as that thing...

Go demonstrate our superiority on the evolutionary ladder

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)
34. Same species
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:30 PM
Jun 2012

The photo in the OP has the spider in the foreground to make it appear larger, which is not really necessary for this species. A similar illusion is used to make this Camel "Spider" appear larger:



http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

Uncle Joe

(58,366 posts)
20. If you're panicking, you may have arachnophobia stay calm and look at these pics.
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:06 PM
Jun 2012




Now don't you feel better?

Thanks for the thread, Ichingcarpenter.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
24. Mr. Gigantic Fucking Spider wants to see what else is on the menu for today's luncheon.
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:11 PM
Jun 2012

He asked if anything other than appetizers are being offered.

Uncle Joe

(58,366 posts)
55. Now that's a cute spider, his little eyes almost make you want to scratch his belly
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 08:51 PM
Jun 2012

to make his leg shake.

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)
59. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 09:40 PM
Jun 2012

Looks like something straight out of a horror movie

petronius

(26,602 posts)
30. Extremely awesome! I haven't looked in Science for a while - thank you
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:23 PM
Jun 2012

for the reminder. That dragon-looking gecko is rather satanic, and I love the defensive strategy of those fishhook ants...

Versailles

(476 posts)
36. Suddenly the rest of my lunch isn't very appealing...
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 01:56 PM
Jun 2012

That thing is terrifying. I have a pretty severe arachnophobia, so thanks for the horrible nightmares and no sleep FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Unlike some people, I know where my phobia stems from. When I was around 4 or 5, I found a white thing attached to the corner of some beams on our porch. Not knowing what it was and being the curious sort, I poked it with my finger. To my surprise it moved a little, so brilliant little me, I poke it again...harder. The white thing tears and out pour what I remember being hundreds of thousands of little eight legged horrors that immediate began crawling up my hand. Panic set in and I froze (apprently, my flight mechanism is crippled in some way). The beasties contiued to swarm over my hand, up my arm, onto my shoulder, neck, crawled into my ears, my hair. I have no idea how long I was paralyzed in fear before my mom realized that a silent toddler must be getting into trouble and came to my rescue brushing the spiders off me.

Since then, I have acute phobia of spiders. I literally paralyze and if they get to close I've been known to paralyze so badly I'll stop breathing and pass out.

yoyossarian

(1,054 posts)
40. That story would make Stephen King SHIT HIMSELF!
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 04:36 PM
Jun 2012

Good lord!!! (choke!).... poor DEVIL!

BUT... y'wanna see somethin' REALLY scary?

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