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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIn Fresno, Scientist Trump offers solution to drought: "Start opening up the water"
At a rally in Fresno, California today, newfound irrigation expert Donald Trump finally revealed the solution to the drought thats been crippling California for the past five years: Turn the water back on, idiots.
The historic proposal appropriately took place amid a sea of Farmers for Trump signs, where Trump revealed that the reason Californias water problem is so insane, so ridiculous is because theyre taking the water and shoving it out to sea.
Fortunately for California, when Donald Trump becomes president, he plans to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive so that your job market will get bettera position that is genuinely hard to argue with, though not for the usual reasons.
On the one hand, according to Buzzfeed, Trump might have been referring to the water that gets allocated to rivers and wetlands for environmental uses. On the other, Donald Trump might actually be asking California to stop throwing its water in the ocean. In which caseCalifornians, please, listen to Mr. Trump, and do NOT shove your water out to sea. The ocean already has plenty of water. It needs no extra.
Now, how is Trump going to make good on his promise of opening up the water? According to Trump, Were going to get it done, and were going to get it done quick. Dont even think about it.
Mr. Trump, I couldnt if I tried.
http://gawker.com/water-scientist-donald-trump-on-how-to-end-californias-1779228841
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)MindPilot
(12,693 posts)tularetom
(23,664 posts)Where the fuck is all this hypothetical water suppose to be coming from?
3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)This would seem to be the modus operandi of Trump supporters, regardless of the topic/issue.
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)And yet he might f-ing attain it.
We are fucked.