When some unnamed Democrat raised his/her greying head

Sir Donald boldly turned and fled.
Brave Sir Donald!
Some unnamed Democrat said, "Yeah, I'll meet you ... where?"
But Donald vanished in thin air.
Brave, BRAVE, Sir Donald!
Donald said, Let's get it on!
Some unnamed Democrat said "Sure", now Donald's gone.
Brave, BRAVE, BRAVE, Sir Donald!
It seems when we get down to it
Sir Donald is a chickenshit.
Brave Sir Donald!


Kind of totally fucks up the meter, but HEY, I hope I didn't break any rules this time.