This is so unlike me but it's too funny

Mostly, I don't like name-calling. I don't like to refer to people by their first names and I prefer to respect the office that politicians hold by using their official title; I may not like the person, but the office always deserves our respect.

But the comments on an article on the Huffington Post had me laughing out loud. Here is a list of nicknames for Donald Trump:

The Velveeta Raccoon
Orange Foolius
Mein Herrpiece
Shouty McShoutface
Sphincter Face
Lord of the Lies
Ronald Mcdonald Trump
Mump-jowled Yam
Mr. Cheeto Head
Trumplethinskin
Orange Is Not The New Black
Hair Furor
Prima Donald
Don King of Con
Orangechurian Candidate
Trumpanzee
Agent Orange
Fuckface Von Clownstick
Sentient Circus Peanut
Toxic Trump

Please add your own and forgive me this indulgence.