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underpants

(182,863 posts) Fri Jul 1, 2016, 10:43 AM Jul 2016

Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings

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Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America? (Original Post) underpants Jul 2016 OP

+1 (nt) LongtimeAZDem Jul 2016 #1

Love it DawgHouse Jul 2016 #2

because we will bomb those who create them nt Javaman Jul 2016 #3

Yeah, same punch line every time gratuitous Jul 2016 #5

Because Nobody Would Answer? ProfessorGAC Jul 2016 #4

Because being shot through a door is not funny. rug Jul 2016 #6

"Knock-knock" Aristus Jul 2016 #7

LongtimeAZDem

(4,494 posts)

1. +1 (nt)

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Jul 1, 2016, 10:44 AM

Jul 2016

DawgHouse

(4,019 posts)

2. Love it

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Fri Jul 1, 2016, 11:08 AM

Jul 2016

Javaman

(62,532 posts)

3. because we will bomb those who create them nt

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Fri Jul 1, 2016, 11:38 AM

Jul 2016

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

5. Yeah, same punch line every time

Reply to Javaman (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 1, 2016, 12:24 PM

Jul 2016

Knock, knock! Who's there? America. America who?

ProfessorGAC

(65,136 posts)

4. Because Nobody Would Answer?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Jul 1, 2016, 11:55 AM

Jul 2016

"Oh, it's that pesty america again! Just don't answer the door!"

rug

(82,333 posts)

6. Because being shot through a door is not funny.

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Fri Jul 1, 2016, 01:07 PM

Jul 2016

Aristus

(66,436 posts)

7. "Knock-knock"

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Jul 1, 2016, 01:12 PM

Jul 2016

"Who's there?"

"America!"

"Now, aren't you glad to be free? Go on. Thank us. Go on. Don't be ungrateful..."

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