Cue the Kabuki Dancers

Comey (R-Longtime Clinton Antipithant) gives a completely unprecedented presser spewing all sorts allegations of "wrongdoing" by Clinton, but then doing a really good Emily Latella-esque "never mind".



Next up Deer In The Headlights Little Paul Ryan calls his own presser wherein he flares his nostrils in well practiced GOPee MockShock™ about how bad Comey was to not indict "Crooked Hillary" for every ill known to the world to date. He also demands - DEMANDS - that she not get classified briefings while she is a candidate.



Right on cue, the LiberalMedia come out to read from their scripts. "Todd, just how bad WILL this hurt Secretary Clinton?" "The Republicans are outraged that Hillary seems to have, once again, demonstrated how the Clintons are above the law." Et Cetera.



This performance will likely last the summer - or until Clinton Gowdeys them.