And we know what Trump says about "immigrants." He is such a hypocritical loser...

I've seen TV ads for that and it's very creepy. I looked up this guy since I'd never heard of him and he's apparently been in daytime soaps, but he also comes from overseas and that's one of Trump's big issues. This RNC convention sounds even worse than any of Trump's reality shows!

And said he'd never been asked. The article was the first he'd heard about it.

Maybe Cornholio will do a special guest appearance to wax poetic on America's need for TP.

Last minute surprise appearance by Celebrity Apprentice Joan Rivers.

That would be a shocker.
Seeing that she's dead.

I do think she was a taxidermy project, so Melissa might bring her along for background.

And lighten up there too, Francis. That was also a joke. If she didn't want to be the but of disgusting jokes, she shouldn't have made her living making disgusting jokes.

The guys have just started bootcamp, and one of the street-tough guys starts warning his barrack-mates to leave him alone, not touch his stuff, not touch him. The sarge tells him, "Lighten up, Francis."

Cuz' watchin' raunchy movies is low culture, but still culture.

And gave it a more salacious headline. Typical lazy journalism.

really? But it's going to be a classy Benghazi party. The best Benghazi party you ever saw. Believe me, anybody who's anybody is going to be there. And you thought the "purple heart" band-aids were in bad taste? You ain't seen nuthin' yet!

You've got to be kidding me. This is a new low for the Republicans. Not that they haven't been already but I would think that seismometers will be able to detect Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower rolling over in their graves at the same time.

No open carry theme night?

These people are definitely losing their grip.

Have their delegates riot inside the convention?

Bad taste. These are classless clowns at the rnc.

This lunatic charlatan idiot should be no where near the most important and powerful office on earth.

Scary.

Honestly anyone with any reputation or future potential tied to their name is going to be running away from cleveland.

Hell, they need the exposure! All 157 of 'em (or however many there are by now). Evidently one of their older daughters, Jessa, or Jecka, or Jeckyl, or Jockette, or Junkette, or Jabberwocky, or whatever-the-hell-as-long-as-it-starts-with-"J" needs some press attention, too, especially since she and her new husband have started breeding as well. I read in one of the gossip magazines that her spin-off show is tanking, too.

Duggar cheated on his wife. It was on the cover, so it must be true, right? I guess he got tired of that 1980s hairdo.

I take it Chewbacca Mom and that guy who flipped the water bottle onto the table weren't available?

Palin vs Trump in a word salad toss would be an epic addition to the event.

However, she went to Trump's rally when her husband was in intensive care.

you have to sit thru speaker after speaker telling lies and distortions about themselves and the Democrats. After awhile that kind of talk just grates on the nerves because you know it's mostly garbage meant to arouse the base.

What a group!

On on three consecutive nights.

I didn't see Carter, but it wouldn't surprise me if he were speaking too.

The point is, the Democrats are having serious, intelligent people speak.

from Pres. Carter from The Carter Center.

And I heard Ivanka's rabbi turned down an invite to speak....

So, I guess the kids will have to speak a little longer.

He should do a musical number with a flaming Aryan cross and some line-dancing Klansmen.

Palin is trying to make bail for one of her kids, so she's out.

So yeah, the big stars are getting ready to come out to support the enraged alpha male orangutan as it beats it's chest for all to see. Should be a real hoot.