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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:20 AM Jul 2016

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"I like my Mexican food smothered in white gravy." . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!!

Mike ("Oatmeal with honey? Isn't that risky?&quot

Pence is saying: "Not only is it mean to call me Sarah Palin without the charisma, but it's unaccurate as well. . . . I don't have those pretty little lips, or the hair tilt, . . . Oh yeah, I'm not as smart, and I only wear a dress in private."

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I can't remember who called Pence "Palin without the charisma" but this CAPTION is deeply in his or her debt. (I think it might have been someone at DU. If I find I'll add on edit.) (btw, "unaccurate" is accurate.)

It was Eric Schmeltzer in a well paced and considered Huffington Post opinion piece:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-schmeltzer/mike-pence-sarah-palin_b_11003128.html

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"I like my Mexican food smothered in white gravy." . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jul 2016 OP

"I only like WHITE, like my hair!" RKP5637 Jul 2016 #1

Pence is saying: skip fox Jul 2016 #2

Pence is saying PlanetBev Jul 2016 #3

just think if someone kills the trumpinator...you get me! dembotoz Jul 2016 #4

Mike (the Dense) Pence is saying: skip fox Jul 2016 #5

So yeah I used my campaign funds to pay my mortgage, but that's peanuts compared to what Johonny Jul 2016 #6

RKP5637

(67,111 posts)

1. "I only like WHITE, like my hair!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:31 AM

Jul 2016

F Pence!

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

2. Pence is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 10:58 AM

Jul 2016

"I make milquetoast look exciting."

PlanetBev

(4,104 posts)

3. Pence is saying

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:11 AM

Jul 2016

Make mine a corn beef on Wonder Bread with lots of Miracle Whip.

dembotoz

(16,808 posts)

4. just think if someone kills the trumpinator...you get me!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:14 AM

Jul 2016

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

5. Mike (the Dense) Pence is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 12:06 PM

Jul 2016

"A pad of melting butter on oatmeal makes me wet myself with happiness. . . . Praise the Lard!""

Johonny

(20,851 posts)

6. So yeah I used my campaign funds to pay my mortgage, but that's peanuts compared to what

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 12:28 PM

Jul 2016

I'll soak Trump for. It's grift 24/7 until November. This is my chance to really ca$h in on politics.

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