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lindysalsagal

(20,692 posts) Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:14 PM Jul 2016

Post your own Pense for V.P. slogan here:

Donald's is, "He's a solid person."

As opposed to himself...

as opposed to jelly fish

as opposed to gelatinous shape shifters

as opposed to straw scare crows

as opposed to virtual candidates

as opposed to Sarah Palin

as opposed to Mit Romney?

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Post your own Pense for V.P. slogan here: (Original Post) lindysalsagal Jul 2016 OP

as opposed to being a gas bag, like Donald. underpants Jul 2016 #1

He is the Paper liberal N proud Jul 2016 #2

Trump/Pence: TP meow2u3 Jul 2016 #33

Imagine, your spouse introduces you as "a solid person." lindysalsagal Jul 2016 #3

"I am not Sarah Palin" doc03 Jul 2016 #4

Pence for veep: because all Ilsa Jul 2016 #5

Make America Homophobic Again? Initech Jul 2016 #6

I have a new one for their entire campaign. Rex Jul 2016 #7

"SOLID" = MFM008 Jul 2016 #8

as opposed to the other two Ghost-buster marshmallows I could have chosen. nt pkdu Jul 2016 #9

"Pence: He cares about your menstrual cycle." Vinca Jul 2016 #10

Drumpf picks a VeePee. The susPence is over! cornball 24 Jul 2016 #11

'I knew Dan Quayle, and Mike, you are no Dan Quayle!' LeftishBrit Jul 2016 #12

"I know how to spell potato." lpbk2713 Jul 2016 #13

TP is Butt Wipe heresAthingdotcom Jul 2016 #14

An equine one: Freddie Jul 2016 #15

'We need TP for our bunghole' Matrosov Jul 2016 #16

Because Mexico will pay for the Pence. n/t Motown_Johnny Jul 2016 #17

We want Mexico to pay for our tampons womanofthehills Jul 2016 #19

Republican voters: You will be Conned, Trumped, and Pencetrated. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2016 #18

Pence for VP mia Jul 2016 #20

as opposed to the smoke monster from Lost? Warren DeMontague Jul 2016 #21

Pence for Veep meow2u3 Jul 2016 #22

Pence, it rhymes with fence! JaneyVee Jul 2016 #23

Pence for VP because he looks good in front of tampon wallpaper womanofthehills Jul 2016 #24

Not a tuppence for trumpence struggle4progress Jul 2016 #25

Pense: Because the only other ones that would do it are Gingrich and Palin. PoliticAverse Jul 2016 #26

"TrumPence for your thoughts, love." bluedye33139 Jul 2016 #27

Love that one... 2naSalit Jul 2016 #28

Pence: When you need the whitest guy on the planet NightWatcher Jul 2016 #29

Pence: MurrayDelph Jul 2016 #30

"Sing a song of Mike Pence Freddie Jul 2016 #31

nicely done! eShirl Jul 2016 #34

Mike Pence, Mike Pence OnDoutside Jul 2016 #32

GOP gets TP'd & you can too! Her Sister Jul 2016 #35

"because Donald designed the TP logo with Palin in mind, but didn't want it to go to waste" muriel_volestrangler Jul 2016 #36

underpants

(182,829 posts)

1. as opposed to being a gas bag, like Donald.

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:15 PM

Jul 2016

liberal N proud

(60,336 posts)

2. He is the Paper

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:17 PM

Jul 2016

As opposed to Toilet

Sorry, I just can't get the TP thing out of my head.

meow2u3

(24,764 posts)

33. Trump/Pence: TP

Reply to liberal N proud (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 17, 2016, 08:54 AM

Jul 2016

Flushing democracy down the toilet along with it

lindysalsagal

(20,692 posts)

3. Imagine, your spouse introduces you as "a solid person."

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:19 PM

Jul 2016

What would it take to get sex after that???????

doc03

(35,348 posts)

4. "I am not Sarah Palin"

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:23 PM

Jul 2016

Ilsa

(61,695 posts)

5. Pence for veep: because all

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:26 PM

Jul 2016

American women want to report their who-hah activities to him. Not.

Initech

(100,081 posts)

6. Make America Homophobic Again?

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:32 PM

Jul 2016

Rex

(65,616 posts)

7. I have a new one for their entire campaign.

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:37 PM

Jul 2016

MFM008

(19,816 posts)

8. "SOLID" =

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:39 PM

Jul 2016

Meat head

thick as a brick

block head

pkdu

(3,977 posts)

9. as opposed to the other two Ghost-buster marshmallows I could have chosen. nt

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:41 PM

Jul 2016

Vinca

(50,278 posts)

10. "Pence: He cares about your menstrual cycle."

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 05:42 PM

Jul 2016

cornball 24

(1,478 posts)

11. Drumpf picks a VeePee. The susPence is over!

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:22 PM

Jul 2016

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)

12. 'I knew Dan Quayle, and Mike, you are no Dan Quayle!'

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:24 PM

Jul 2016

lpbk2713

(42,759 posts)

13. "I know how to spell potato."

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:27 PM

Jul 2016

...

heresAthingdotcom

(160 posts)

14. TP is Butt Wipe

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:30 PM

Jul 2016

TP is Butt Wipe

Freddie

(9,267 posts)

15. An equine one:

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:36 PM

Jul 2016

A horse's tail is full and plump
Lift it up and you'll see Trump
A horse's tail is thick and dense
Lift it up and you'll see Pence

Matrosov

(1,098 posts)

16. 'We need TP for our bunghole'

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:54 PM

Jul 2016

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)

17. Because Mexico will pay for the Pence. n/t

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 06:55 PM

Jul 2016

womanofthehills

(8,718 posts)

19. We want Mexico to pay for our tampons

Reply to Motown_Johnny (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:04 PM

Jul 2016

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,007 posts)

18. Republican voters: You will be Conned, Trumped, and Pencetrated. . . . nt

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 08:45 PM

Jul 2016

mia

(8,361 posts)

20. Pence for VP

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:13 PM

Jul 2016

He can stand on a stump.

At least he's not a frump.

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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

21. as opposed to the smoke monster from Lost?

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:14 PM

Jul 2016

meow2u3

(24,764 posts)

22. Pence for Veep

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:29 PM

Jul 2016

Because separation of church and state is old-fashioned.

JaneyVee

(19,877 posts)

23. Pence, it rhymes with fence!

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 09:40 PM

Jul 2016

womanofthehills

(8,718 posts)

24. Pence for VP because he looks good in front of tampon wallpaper

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 10:33 PM

Jul 2016

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)

25. Not a tuppence for trumpence

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:07 PM

Jul 2016

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

26. Pense: Because the only other ones that would do it are Gingrich and Palin.

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:11 PM

Jul 2016

bluedye33139

(1,474 posts)

27. "TrumPence for your thoughts, love."

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:20 PM

Jul 2016

2naSalit

(86,647 posts)

28. Love that one...

Reply to bluedye33139 (Reply #27)

Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:28 PM

Jul 2016

nice play on words.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

29. Pence: When you need the whitest guy on the planet

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Sat Jul 16, 2016, 11:37 PM

Jul 2016

MurrayDelph

(5,299 posts)

30. Pence:

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sun Jul 17, 2016, 01:34 AM

Jul 2016

the other orange meat.

Freddie

(9,267 posts)

31. "Sing a song of Mike Pence

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Sun Jul 17, 2016, 08:14 AM

Jul 2016

Pocket full of lies
Gay and woman hater
Won Donald's biggest prize
When the race is over
And he and Donald lose
He will have a steady job
As anchor on Fox News!"