it may be the only thing we can eat!

Cockroach milker!

Feeding the world is more than they could ever do, making the Pacific Beetle Cockroach far superior in character and value.

It conjures up quite an image

I will quit drinking coffee the minute this becomes a thing. Absolutely fucking no. Nope nope nope nope nope!!!@

You get a second bottle free - just pay extra shipping and handling.

...superb weight loss program for me.

Hell, nooooooooooooooooo!

Use their excrement for fertilizer. If their milk is that potent, their shit should be pretty bad ass as well. And when they're all used up? Grind them and turn them into flour.

Feed the world.

Well, that sure beats having to do it by hand.

Tiny, matchbox-sized barns.

Tiny milking machines shouldn't be a problem. I read in a science fiction book once about building machines that build smaller machines that build smaller machines that build smaller machines... and so on.

Hookin' 'em up? Different story I guess! Tiny teats!

I wanna be a cockroach farmer!

I'll be over here with my cow's milk, thank you very much

Back in the past Lobster was considered a bad catch, only good for fertalizer and bait, and eating it was considered a mark of poverty. The only widespread use of it for food was to feed prisoners because, well... People didn't think that they deserved 'quality' food.

Now, it's considered to be a good food source and depending upon the area and type of preperation it ranges between a middle to upper class food. (Hilariously though, it's actually the middle-class priced lobster that'd be the best - New-shell can't be safely shipped out so it has to be used locally.)

So yeah, given that undesirable food has changed to be desirable, or at the least tolerated, in the past I wouldn't dismiss this claim completely out of hand.

What the hell are they thinking???

HATE them. I lived in Savannah for three years, and I was in an old house (i.e., plenty of places for vermin to enter) and the property was right beside a drainage ditch and there were lots of trees around. So of course I had a constant battle with cockroaches. Didn't matter how clean I kept the place, they were ALWAYS around. And they weren't just any cockroaches. They were the big armored beasts. I called them tankroaches. There were three animals that always were around the house. Tankroaches. Fruit flies (which I couldn't get rid of until I poured bleach down every drain in the house). And for some reason, frogs turned up in my mailbox at least twice a week. I'd open the mailbox and one would leap out. About a quarter of the time, the frog would land straight on my face. But you know what the terrible thing was? The cockroaches were three times the size of the frogs. Even though they were tiny frogs and therefore cute as hell, and I always viewed them landing on my face as just trying to hug me, still. Huge tankroaches.

So yuck. Superfood? I say super HELL NO. If I had a choice between cockroach milk and dying, fit me for a casket.

Tastes like chicken.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

gnc will mark it up a brazillion percent and sell it by the vat