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WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 09:29 PM Jun 2012

You do know that there are a lot of people that will view Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter....

as "hidden" history.

Like UFO's in the "History" channel, or Ancient Aliens on "H2"...

This is the kind of stuff that has Idiocracy stamped all over it....

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You do know that there are a lot of people that will view Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.... (Original Post) WCGreen Jun 2012 OP
And they would be idiots without it, too Scootaloo Jun 2012 #1
Kind of a guilty pleasure, I think. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2012 #2
Wait...are you saying he WASN'T a vampire hunter??? pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #3
Read the book i will give it a 7 it had cindyperry2010 Jun 2012 #4
It was better than I expected Retrograde Jun 2012 #14
If one of them picks up a history book looking for more information jp11 Jun 2012 #5
Just because you have never seen a vampire doesn't mean they don't exist. indivisibleman Jun 2012 #6
Exactly! WCGreen Jun 2012 #7
This old chestnut needs to be put down. JackRiddler Jun 2012 #21
No. jp11 Jun 2012 #22
Actually, the impact if any will be positive. indivisibleman Jun 2012 #43
I'm looking forward to it! randome Jun 2012 #8
Wanna hear my theory about why vampires and zombies are so popular in this socioeconomic climate? FSogol Jun 2012 #9
I like that... WCGreen Jun 2012 #15
Me, too. Fawke Em Jun 2012 #17
True enough... As for zombies... JackRiddler Jun 2012 #31
Agree with your last sentence with 2 exceptions: FSogol Jun 2012 #32
Funny and insightful. Best post you have ever made. nt PufPuf23 Jun 2012 #34
I've mentioned this a couple times here already. But since it's relevant . . . RZM Jun 2012 #10
I had friends that would come up with all sorts of weird stuff while under the influence of the pot. WCGreen Jun 2012 #11
Yeah, but this guy was stone sober RZM Jun 2012 #12
Seen much more and weirder stuff from people under influence of their "God". PufPuf23 Jun 2012 #35
FDR American Badass! thelordofhell Jun 2012 #13
This is so wrong. Bolo Boffin Jun 2012 #47
Already seen it thelordofhell Jun 2012 #48
I wouldn't call it "Idiocracy," really. Fawke Em Jun 2012 #16
+1 lunatica Jun 2012 #25
Heinlein's "And He Built A Crooked House" is my favorite PCIntern Jun 2012 #38
I also was entertained by Ancient Aliens but quit TV in 2011. PufPuf23 Jun 2012 #39
Why would a vampire hunter even want to become President? Unless the vampires are on Wall Street FarLeftFist Jun 2012 #18
Where's the escapism in that? randome Jun 2012 #19
Documentary FarLeftFist Jun 2012 #20
Make it Zombies on Wall Street and you've got yourself a blockbuster lunatica Jun 2012 #24
He'll turn out to be their favorite Prez too lunatica Jun 2012 #23
Reminds me of some Japanese samurai/ninja movies JHB Jun 2012 #26
It would be some pretty sweet history. Arkana Jun 2012 #27
K&R n/t revolution breeze Jun 2012 #28
You mean he didn't really hunt vampires!? WI_DEM Jun 2012 #29
A lot of people believe in some kooky alternative history or science 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #30
All I know is that the claim is that Lincoln hunted vampires OriginalGeek Jun 2012 #33
LMAO. Perfect! n/t Egalitarian Thug Jun 2012 #36
Abe Lincoln, both Roosevelts, Washington, Jefferson, Adams, PufPuf23 Jun 2012 #40
Yep Aerows Jun 2012 #42
And every one of them is a FoxNoise fan. 11 Bravo Jun 2012 #37
WTH? Aerows Jun 2012 #41
Look when the History Channel says lizard men exist Rex Jun 2012 #44
I rather doubt anyone who isn't already off his rocker will believe that to be non-fiction. Posteritatis Jun 2012 #45
Lighten up Francis.... WCGreen Jun 2012 #46
Actually, you have to be fairly intelligent to understand the film melody Jun 2012 #49
I admit that I am not one to be swept up by the Zombie rage.... WCGreen Jun 2012 #50
Literal Thinkers See Literally melody Jun 2012 #55
Idiotic premise = brainwashed propaganda responders love it just1voice Jun 2012 #51
Literal Thinkers See Literally melody Jun 2012 #56
If it wasn't about vampires or zombies or whatever, then why are they releasing it WCGreen Jun 2012 #58
From the same group who Politicalboi Jun 2012 #52
I hope everyone view Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter in 3D abelenkpe Jun 2012 #53
I am eagerly anticipating this film!! And if a mythology develops around it, kestrel91316 Jun 2012 #54
It's a superb film melody Jun 2012 #57

cindyperry2010

(846 posts)
4. Read the book i will give it a 7 it had
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 09:38 PM
Jun 2012

a nice beat but you couldn't dance to it. it was okay. might go see the movie or wait for the dvd

Retrograde

(10,145 posts)
14. It was better than I expected
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:27 PM
Jun 2012

I went in with low expectations and it exceeded them - at least the first 2/3. I thought it fell apart at the end. I'll wait for the DVD.

jp11

(2,104 posts)
5. If one of them picks up a history book looking for more information
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 09:40 PM
Jun 2012

about Lincoln then it is a good thing.

indivisibleman

(482 posts)
6. Just because you have never seen a vampire doesn't mean they don't exist.
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 09:47 PM
Jun 2012

Have you ever seen Abraham Lincoln?
I rest my case.

 

JackRiddler

(24,979 posts)
21. This old chestnut needs to be put down.
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 11:44 PM
Jun 2012

The flood of fairy tale displaces anything resembling history. If it's a big hit, more kids of a certain age will know this movie than will know what the 13th through 15th amendments say, and if they learn the latter, it will at first be colored by whatever ridiculous impressions this movie made. Better they know nothing than that they associate this crap with history, since nothing is still open to learning without prior imagery already implanted.

Furthermore: Cumulatively, not one person more than would have picked up a book will pick up a book because of this movie. Very lazy assertion to make. Make an empirical case.

jp11

(2,104 posts)
22. No.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:39 AM
Jun 2012

This premise is silly and as such I made a jest about it. What this movie says will have almost no impact on whether or not kids of a certain age know what the 13th-15th amendments say.

Good day sir.

indivisibleman

(482 posts)
43. Actually, the impact if any will be positive.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:05 PM
Jun 2012

Kids that like this may actually want to read more about Abraham Lincoln and other historical events.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
8. I'm looking forward to it!
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 09:54 PM
Jun 2012

Those who are afraid to mock history are condemned to...uh, whatever. I'm looking forward to it!

And Iron Sky. Definitely want that to come to the U.S. ASAP.

FSogol

(45,514 posts)
9. Wanna hear my theory about why vampires and zombies are so popular in this socioeconomic climate?
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 09:56 PM
Jun 2012

From Jim Meddick's "Monty"

 

JackRiddler

(24,979 posts)
31. True enough... As for zombies...
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 02:40 PM
Jun 2012

In modern mass societies stressed with the traffic of compulsive consumers and worker drones, a lot of people seem to be highly entertained by the idea that they could open fire and shoot to kill everyone around them without exception, women, men and children, and that this would be not only justified but a moral imperative.

There's the complementary thrill of identifying with the zombies - embracing the fear that we're already shambling horrors without identity.

I don't see that these movies have progressed philosophically since Romero's end scene in the shopping mall, which already said it all.

FSogol

(45,514 posts)
32. Agree with your last sentence with 2 exceptions:
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 03:41 PM
Jun 2012

Last edited Thu Jun 14, 2012, 05:22 PM - Edit history (1)

1. Shaun of the Dead, where the bored modern commuter/ worker dragging himself thru his boring day was almost indistinguishable from zombie hordes at the end.

and

2. Colson Whitehead's new novel: "Zone One: A Novel." An excellent literary zombie novel that avoids all of the cliches and veers off differently, or does it?

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
10. I've mentioned this a couple times here already. But since it's relevant . . .
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:01 PM
Jun 2012

I worked with a guy who believed that 'Men In Black' was very much true to life. I told him that I'm pretty sure it was a product of Hollywood screenwriters. And he said 'Yeah, but it's based in truth. I know for a fact that aliens have visited and the government has people whose job it is to cover it up.'

So yeah. There probably will be a few people who buy it.

WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
11. I had friends that would come up with all sorts of weird stuff while under the influence of the pot.
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:04 PM
Jun 2012
 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
12. Yeah, but this guy was stone sober
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:07 PM
Jun 2012

We were at work when he told me this. He really believed it. MIB was also his favorite movie of all time. He'd been hoping for a movie that blew the lid off of the conspiracy and apparently that was it.

PufPuf23

(8,813 posts)
35. Seen much more and weirder stuff from people under influence of their "God".
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 04:23 PM
Jun 2012

Watch 700 Club or anywhere else on the religious part of one's TV. Equally incredulous and more predatory than TV history.

Besides what if Gd was an Ancient Alien?

I grew up and went to college wo/TV and decided to go wo/TV for the duration in 2011 (to preserve my beautiful mind lol). I read and internet and feel ever more like an alien after 60 years of life.

We get the history and religion of ourselves looking in a mirror.

When young (60-70s), weird stuff and laughing was the point of the "pot" with friends.

Glad you are on DU, WC.

Fawke Em

(11,366 posts)
16. I wouldn't call it "Idiocracy," really.
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:30 PM
Jun 2012

I like watching "Ancient Aliens" and simply take the claims with a grain of salt.

The theories, however, are incredibly interesting and still make one's mind think, "...what if?" which still forces the brain to THINK.

That's just me, though.

I also like "Fact or Faked," "Ghost Hunters" and "Finding Bigfoot" for the same reasons.

I also don't consider myself an idiot. I do, after all, abhor today's Republicans.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
25. +1
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:53 AM
Jun 2012

I read Von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods decades ago. I'm also a Science Fiction fan since I was 17 years old when I discovered Robert Heinlein in my school library. I love alternate theories and the possibilities that arise from them.

PufPuf23

(8,813 posts)
39. I also was entertained by Ancient Aliens but quit TV in 2011.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 04:57 PM
Jun 2012

The landscape and ancient architecture and suppositions about lifestyle and scenery are divine and the presentation is pleasant and amusingly goofy.

Caveat: I am reading the 90's update of Temple's "The Sirius Mystery" now and have Van Danikan (sp) and Sitchen on the book shelves. I'll take Elaine Pagels and Gershom Scholem for s scholarly look at the God of Abraham.

Bigfoot I don't beieve because I live on a National Forest inholding that is the shortcut to the 1967 Patterson film site. My family has been her 4-5 generations through all four grandparents. Sasquatch Ridge Road turns off Cedar Camp Road just past the hunter's camp and peak named for my maternal grandfather. I used to give maps to my friend's shit and human or dog hair to some of the serious bigfoor researchers (most now dead and thus historic).....etc etc the owners and managers of the road construction crew for Bluff Creek Road stayed at my family's resort in 56-57 and enjoyed the bar, screwing with their employees, and local then national press...... etc etcetc.

Today's Republicans are insane and incomprehensible, to me, evil but also I am heartbroken over the Democratic Party. Modern politicians are tools and most humans are victims.

FarLeftFist

(6,161 posts)
18. Why would a vampire hunter even want to become President? Unless the vampires are on Wall Street
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:49 PM
Jun 2012

Hey, that's an even better movie idea: Vampires on Wall Street.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
23. He'll turn out to be their favorite Prez too
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:48 AM
Jun 2012

It looks like he wields a mean axe in the trailers. What's not to admire?

JHB

(37,161 posts)
26. Reminds me of some Japanese samurai/ninja movies
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 07:05 AM
Jun 2012

You wouldn't believe some of the shit some of their historical figures got into. I especially like the one where they behead the guy who in real life went on to become shogun and died several decades later than his cinematic "haircut". Now there's a zombie movie waiting to be made.

And everybody knows Yagyu Juubei looked like Sonny Chiba.

Arkana

(24,347 posts)
27. It would be some pretty sweet history.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 09:06 AM
Jun 2012

The idea of Abe Lincoln killing vampires with a holy-water-soaked wood axe? Hell yeah.

 

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)
30. A lot of people believe in some kooky alternative history or science
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:49 AM
Jun 2012

even intelligent rational people.

I've talked to a great many educated individuals who fervently deny that Abe Lincoln was a vampire hunter, in light of the overwhelming evidence that he was. They hold to that belief no matter what facts you throw their way.

Life is too short to argue it though.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
33. All I know is that the claim is that Lincoln hunted vampires
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 03:46 PM
Jun 2012
and I don't see any fuckin vampires.


Good job, Abe.

PufPuf23

(8,813 posts)
40. Abe Lincoln, both Roosevelts, Washington, Jefferson, Adams,
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 05:01 PM
Jun 2012

and, perhaps, JFK are my kinds of Presidents. How bi-partisan!

Ben Franklin is cool too.

Hell yeah, good job Abe! He gave his life.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
41. WTH?
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 05:01 PM
Jun 2012

What on earth are you folks talking about? Thank all that is holy that I don't watch TV if this is the sort of ideas they put forth on said device.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
44. Look when the History Channel says lizard men exist
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:06 PM
Jun 2012

I wonder about the lizard women...do they exist too?

Posteritatis

(18,807 posts)
45. I rather doubt anyone who isn't already off his rocker will believe that to be non-fiction.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:09 PM
Jun 2012

I suppose if it gives people something to wail in outrage about the menaces of modern entertainment, though...

melody

(12,365 posts)
49. Actually, you have to be fairly intelligent to understand the film
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 02:29 AM
Jun 2012

I'm amazed that people aren't getting the underlying message of this film. It's such a profound and sweeping movie, it truly is. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter may well be the best film I've seen in ten years. It's brilliant.

Sorry, but the people who think it's a matter of "real history" or "not real history" are the ones who aren't going to get this movie. It has nothing whatsoever to do with mystery and is about the power of myth.

WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
50. I admit that I am not one to be swept up by the Zombie rage....
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:55 PM
Jun 2012

All these Zombie or vampire shows are, I guess, a metaphor about people mindlessly following or falling into line behind a lifestyle that is dangerous to the core values of the country...

Like most good graphic novels, they make a statement about modern society and how destructive and mind numbing it can be.

I guess, in that way, I am old school.

melody

(12,365 posts)
55. Literal Thinkers See Literally
Tue Jun 26, 2012, 03:08 AM
Jun 2012

Only if you wish to see them that way. You can see anything any way that you like. In this case, the film isn't about zombies or vampires. It's about much more important things. But people who think literally will see it otherwise.

 

just1voice

(1,362 posts)
51. Idiotic premise = brainwashed propaganda responders love it
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 04:59 PM
Jun 2012

Those people are literally trained to respond to the stimuli of false premises due to that being the main function of MSMedia, to elicit an irrational emotional response rather than a reasoned response.

melody

(12,365 posts)
56. Literal Thinkers See Literally
Tue Jun 26, 2012, 03:09 AM
Jun 2012

Anyone who thinks this is some silly vampire movie either hasn't seen it or, more probably, doesn't understand it. Vampires are simply its metaphor.

WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
58. If it wasn't about vampires or zombies or whatever, then why are they releasing it
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 02:33 AM
Jun 2012

in the summer when all the big entertainment is released.

abelenkpe

(9,933 posts)
53. I hope everyone view Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter in 3D
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 05:04 PM
Jun 2012

So you can see the teaser trailer for Life of Pi and see my work.


As to the other stuff....yeah probably.

 

kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)
54. I am eagerly anticipating this film!! And if a mythology develops around it,
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 05:06 PM
Jun 2012

that will be fun, too. Like Sherlock Holmes, like Star Trek, but with a real person as protagonist.

melody

(12,365 posts)
57. It's a superb film
Tue Jun 26, 2012, 03:10 AM
Jun 2012

Truly. I can't believe the bad criticism it's getting, but then SF and all speculative fiction usually soars over the heads of critics. It isn't about vampires at all. Apparently, that's difficult for some people to discern. lol

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