Holy Crap. He's totally gone off the rails.

It's up a Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201206130013


I exaggerated for humor, but it's hard to satirize such buffoons because they're already so far through the looking glass.

Don't fuck with nuns. EOM.

Dominatrix nuns! Nuns with enemas and root canals! Nuns dicing for your liver! Blue-ball nuns! Bomb-planting nuns! Nuns without consciousness! Nuns that'll slit open your nutsack! Candy-poisoning nuns! Shallow-grave-digging nuns!! Nuns playing blood sports to Speed Metal! Nuns with flame throwers and criminal dexterity! Nuns goosing your parrot and whizzing on your Tarot cards! Nuns hiding in the septic tank, stalking the innocent with filled and dripping syringes. Nuns howling at the moon, sucking the life out of the elderly, plotting bombings of schools and theaters and fairs, throwing themselves at bewildered children, scraping blood off the wall for cake mix, laughing in the cemetery, selling your soul at flea markets, draining your marrow, pulling plugs in the ICU, mocking potential sucides, douching with holy water, wiping with The Creed, lying, stealing, murdering, bastardizing NUNS!!!. . . Holy Father SAVE US FROM THE THREAT OF PATHOLOGICAL NUNS!!!!"

and show you the way."

Well, I take my right hand, stick it up my ass and pull them out."

"We'll take a break now for a word frommy sponsor: Viagra-Plus!"

what is a

H.L. Mencken

That cannot be repeated often enough. So true, and so incredibly germane when discussing Limbaugh-cile.

nun orders a Hurricane and washes it down with M-80. The first nun eats a bowl of eggs and farts horribly as the wallpaper peals off. The second nun sprouts pustules on her rump which she proceeds to wag in the bartender's face. The first nun, wizzes on the barstool and it flows across the floor. The second nun slips out a bright turd and holds it forth. The first nun gnashes it down and erupts with projectile vomit. The second nun . . . (on and on and on)."

wenches in dresses, bitches without boobs, . . . (blah, blah, blah)."