Trump is auditioning for a new reality show. "How Not To Run A Campaign"

Trump is auditioning for a new reality show. "How Not To Run A Campaign", coming next season to a cable network. Starring Donald, Honey Boo Boo as press secretary, Ivanka, Carson, Palin and her brood, little Rubio, Gingrich with his moon base obsession, with cameo appearances from Duck Dynasty, Chumblee from Pawn Stars, Eastwood and his chair, with paid extras declaring their loyalty to him and shouting insults and bigotry rants.
HUGE hit with those Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty, fans.
Hillary and Obama impersonators will be the super villains
I will be their number one fan.