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Coyotl

(15,262 posts)
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 03:39 PM Aug 2016

After being shot 67 times by police, case of mistaken identity solved.

Police Shoot Department Store Mannequin 67 Times After Mistaking it for Gunman

SCRANTON, Pa. – While responding to a call about a suspicious person in the vicinity of Viewmont Mall early Sunday morning, Scranton police opened fire on a discarded department store mannequin which they initially believed was a man armed with a handgun.

The mishap began shortly after 12:15 a.m. on Sunday morning when police received a call about a possible homeless man lurking in the alley behind the Macy’s department store ........


Good thing a homeless guy wasn't around.
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Aristus

(66,388 posts)
2. "HEY! THE MANNEQUIN WAS REACHING FOR SOMETHING! I SWEAR!"
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 03:43 PM
Aug 2016

I'm sure he told the lifeless object to "stop resisting! Stop resisting!"

Warpy

(111,277 posts)
3. If the local citizens don't raise hell about piss poor police training after this one
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 03:44 PM
Aug 2016

then I guess they deserve having these total morons on the job.

 

Coyotl

(15,262 posts)
5. Nonetheless, authorities are asking businesses to take extra care to properly disassemble
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 03:45 PM
Aug 2016

mannequins.

 

mythology

(9,527 posts)
8. There is an object lesson to be learned here about
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 03:53 PM
Aug 2016

Jumping to conclusions based on a first impression. For example somebody could fall for satire because it fits their world view.

http://www.snopes.com/police-shoot-department-store-mannequin-67-times-after-mistaking-it-for-gunman/

 

Coyotl

(15,262 posts)
10. Someone did, see above.
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 03:57 PM
Aug 2016

Works every time if the satire fits the world well enough.

But, was the mannequin naked? People still want to know.

 

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)
11. Thank goodness no one quotes Animal Farm or the lazy mind would really be in a rhetorical tizzy.
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 04:04 PM
Aug 2016

Thank goodness no one quotes Animal Farm or the lazy mind would really be in a rhetorical tizzy.

Object Lesson II: Satire is predicated on the social norm, and abject rejection of the former is an absolute denial of the latter.

 

Coyotl

(15,262 posts)
12. “In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues...
Tue Aug 16, 2016, 06:14 PM
Aug 2016

“In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.”
10 George Orwell Quotes that Predicted Life in 2016 America

“Threats to freedom of speech, writing and action, though often trivial in isolation, are cumulative in their effect and, unless checked, lead to a general disrespect for the rights of mannequins.”





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