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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 03:43 PM Aug 2016

Rush Limbaugh So Mad Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers To Destroy America

Rush's latest freakout;

Remember back in the day when wingnut hate radio wackaloon Bryan Fischer said he wished Michelle Obama would focus one of her health initiatives on solving the problem of beefy lesbians? Well apparently Michelle’s husband Bamz heard the call, so he invented a secret program to get those ladies moving, specifically on farms! Yes, Rush Limbaugh has revealed an Obama conspiracy, and it focuses on the LGBT Rural Summit, a big gay hootenanny thrown by the Department of Agriculture and the National Center For Lesbian Rights (NCLR), to support LGBT families living in rural areas. Sounds harmless enough, right? That’s because you’re not Rush Limbaugh, hallucinating because the Oxycontin ran out probably and his Dominican houseboy has been playing hard-to-get, allegedly.

Rush explained that this is all part of President Obama’s master plan to magically turn lesbians into farmers, so they can destroy rural, conservative America from the inside out, as they scream Melissa Etheridge songs at the top of their lungs through the aisles of the Home Depot, while they are buying all the things they need for their farms. How does this Free Farms For Lezzies clandestine program work, Rush?

Have you heard the latest Democrat scam? Have you heard about the Agriculture Department’s financial grants to lesbian farmers? You think I’m making this up?

… but I’m telling you what they’re doing. They are trying to bust up one of the last geographic conservative regions in the country, and that’s rural America.



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Rush Limbaugh So Mad Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers To Destroy America (Original Post) 47of74 Aug 2016 OP
Holy cow, Rush. An Army of Lesbian Farmers!??? misterhighwasted Aug 2016 #1
If Rush said it - it must be true!!! Laf.La.Dem. Aug 2016 #2
I just heard about some nasty drug called flakka The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2016 #3
He did it just to piss in your Wheaties Rushbo. lpbk2713 Aug 2016 #4
"reverse beverly-hillbillying" pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #5
The FFA and 4-H meetings will never be the same. underpants Aug 2016 #6
That's FLFA and 4-HLGBTQ pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #19
I wonder what Mahindra Tractors thinks of this underpants Aug 2016 #21
Co-conspirator: WoMonsanto. Eleanors38 Aug 2016 #28
Do I even wanna know what it entails? 47of74 Aug 2016 #32
I for one welcome our new lesbian farmer overlords! Initech Aug 2016 #7
Glad I scrolled down awoke_in_2003 Aug 2016 #9
That sounds like a good kind of army. milestogo Aug 2016 #8
He feels it's a waste of resources to grow fruit and vegetables. anamandujano Aug 2016 #10
I'm still looking for he Onion link. Anyone?..n/t monmouth4 Aug 2016 #11
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-HAW. nt Homer Wells Aug 2016 #12
I know a couple of them! panader0 Aug 2016 #13
Lesbian farmers? Is Kaptain Krispy Kreme on dru. . .never mind. Feeling the Bern Aug 2016 #14
they will soon be joined by an army of teletubbies SheriffBob Aug 2016 #15
Next he'll claim all they grow is zucchini. Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2016 #16
Zucchini and cucumbers. :-) nt Ilsa Aug 2016 #17
See, it all started with that pesky Title IX, then Ilsa Aug 2016 #18
Ye Gods Rush! Hordes of women in comfortable shoes controlling the asparagus GOLGO 13 Aug 2016 #20
Rumors are that rush is in the remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes mdbl Aug 2016 #22
Bless Rush's Little Poo-Stained Heart Tsiyu Aug 2016 #23
Hard times pressbox69 Aug 2016 #24
HOW does he come up with such ridiculous crap? honest to pete.... AgadorSparticus Aug 2016 #25
He and the other RW gas-passers can't keep up with tRump. Eleanors38 Aug 2016 #29
He makes it up, of course. Mariana Aug 2016 #30
First, they came for the Harleys. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 2016 #26
***BREAKING*** SummerSnow Aug 2016 #27
Bwahahaha!!! AgadorSparticus Aug 2016 #31

misterhighwasted

(9,148 posts)
1. Holy cow, Rush. An Army of Lesbian Farmers!???
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 03:53 PM
Aug 2016

Man, he has run out of fear mongering memes.
All the Oxy C did some permanent damage.

Stupid

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
3. I just heard about some nasty drug called flakka
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 03:55 PM
Aug 2016

that causes people to go completely nuts and do things like eat other people's faces. It seems to be prevalent in Florida. Rush lives there, doesn't he? Maybe he's been hitting the flakka lately.

lpbk2713

(42,757 posts)
4. He did it just to piss in your Wheaties Rushbo.
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 04:07 PM
Aug 2016



So please, go ahead and take it personally.

BWAHAHAHA



anamandujano

(7,004 posts)
10. He feels it's a waste of resources to grow fruit and vegetables.
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 05:32 PM
Aug 2016

We should only grow meat, booze, ice cream, oxycontin and as much stupid as possible.

GOLGO 13

(1,681 posts)
20. Ye Gods Rush! Hordes of women in comfortable shoes controlling the asparagus
Sat Aug 20, 2016, 07:35 PM
Aug 2016

The horror...the horror.

Tsiyu

(18,186 posts)
23. Bless Rush's Little Poo-Stained Heart
Sun Aug 21, 2016, 11:46 AM
Aug 2016


He's smearing feces in the cage again because he's incredibly irrelevant.

He needs some attention as do the pathetic goons stupid enough to listen to him.

This is how radio works, dumbass Rush Limbaugh listeners: Rush doesn't believe ANY of the shit he spews. He believes NONE of it!

But he knows all you angry truck drivers and retirees and shop owners who listen have been cleaning your guns "fer YEARS waitin' on a revolushunn."

He knows you're all batshit nuts, you "wanna kill sumpin'," you're addicted to OXY. and you're all bored out of your minds, so he is gonna send you on a lezzbo hunt.

I bet he had a gin-soaked meeting with his producer to come up with this shit. Rush probably made a bet: "I bet I can get 5 nutcases in the South to threaten some gay women. Watch! These people are stupid, rabid suckers!"

WE had a comedy radio show, and one day convinced people that the Chinese had switched Bush Sr. with an imposter (when he got sick and fell under the table). People were calling in saying how horrible it all was. People are dumb.

But the only divisions that have occurred in the US are not from Obama or Democrats. They are designed and implemented by Republicans, both with their gerrymandering to gain election advantages, their voter suppression and their hatred for their fellow human beings. Rush embodies both divisive poo flinging and hatred for others.

And I just have to say, all of you who come on here and defend this shit radio, who say a Fairness Doctrine will "destroy the wonderful, glorious free speech we enjoy" is saying this kind of inane drivel, stochastic terrorism, or whatever you want to call it, is acceptable and should not be countered by facts or we taint this precious "free speech" in radio today.

This putrid word infection Rush drains out of his blubbery face does nothing to edify anyone, enlighten the community, or spread awareness about actual facts people should know. This "free speech" is no more than crap smeared on a public space.

I know in the park service, they may or may not agree that "free speech" includes smeared feces on exhibits, but they damn sure hire people and have a policy to CLEAN UP THE SHIT.






Mariana

(14,856 posts)
30. He makes it up, of course.
Sun Aug 21, 2016, 08:57 PM
Aug 2016

He knows it doesn't matter how ridiculous his crap is, his audience will believe every word. His genius is that he's assembled an audience that consists of the most gullible people in the country, and he tells them exactly what they want to hear so they'll stay tuned at all times. That's exactly the type his advertisers want listening to their ads.

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,434 posts)
26. First, they came for the Harleys.
Sun Aug 21, 2016, 12:32 PM
Aug 2016

I said nothing, because I drove a Yamaha.

Then they came for the Subarus.

I said nothing, because I drove an Oldsmobile.

Finally they came for the for the John Deeres.

And there was no one left to save me.

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)
27. ***BREAKING***
Sun Aug 21, 2016, 12:41 PM
Aug 2016
Millions of Republican are becoming vegetarians cause they believe they might eat lesbian corn,kale and potatoes.
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