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packman

(16,296 posts) Mon Aug 29, 2016, 04:57 PM Aug 2016

Don at a rally joke

Last edited Mon Aug 29, 2016, 09:58 PM - Edit history (1)

Donald Trump supporters are at a rally. The Don brags he is smarter than anyone and asks the host to pose a question to prove his tremendous brain power.

"O.K." says the host. "What is the square root of 25?"
The Don ponders and says "10"
"Wrong" the host replies
The audience screams, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"
"O.K., a bit easier. You buy something for $19 and give the clerk a $20 bill. What change do you get back?"
The Don ponders deeper, counts his massive fingers , stares at the ceiling and says"$2.10"
"Sorry, wrong again"
Still the audience screams with more gusto, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"
"Alright, what is 2 plus 2?" the exasperated host asks.
"AHA, I know that one--- FOUR" the Don says
And the audience screams, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"

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Don at a rally joke (Original Post) packman Aug 2016 OP

i see what you did there unblock Aug 2016 #1

I love it! longship Aug 2016 #2

The jokes, they write themselves. lindysalsagal Aug 2016 #3

"For all eternity" awoke_in_2003 Aug 2016 #4

I hope never to hear his name after 12:01 am, 9 nov 2016. niyad Aug 2016 #12

I was going to say that awoke_in_2003 Aug 2016 #13

David Letterman said Mr.Bill Aug 2016 #10

I didn't know what to expect but I didn't expect that. lunatica Aug 2016 #5

That Was a Good One! Leith Aug 2016 #6

Ha, ha! PatSeg Aug 2016 #7

Reminds me of the old Dan Quayle joke. forest444 Aug 2016 #8

(Like!) NurseJackie Aug 2016 #15

Why, thank you. forest444 Aug 2016 #17

Trump and Trumper... vkkv Aug 2016 #9

Modified your joke a bit and posted it here. Gave you credit. LiberalFighter Aug 2016 #11

Funny. MarianJack Aug 2016 #14

... mountain grammy Aug 2016 #16

And he learneded all this at TrUmP U! imanamerican63 Aug 2016 #18

unblock

(52,253 posts)

1. i see what you did there

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 05:03 PM

Aug 2016

longship

(40,416 posts)

2. I love it!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 05:37 PM

Aug 2016

The best jokes are when the punchline sneaks up on you, but becomes obvious upon reflection.

Well played!

R&

lindysalsagal

(20,692 posts)

3. The jokes, they write themselves.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 06:29 PM

Aug 2016

He's a comedian goldmine for all eternity.

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

4. "For all eternity"

Reply to lindysalsagal (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 06:58 PM

Aug 2016

god I hope not. I hope to never hear his name in 2017 and beyond

niyad

(113,345 posts)

12. I hope never to hear his name after 12:01 am, 9 nov 2016.

Reply to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #4)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 09:52 PM

Aug 2016

can we backdate that to some time in 1949?

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

13. I was going to say that

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Tue Aug 30, 2016, 12:37 AM

Aug 2016

But I left a couple months for the media to get it out of their system.

Mr.Bill

(24,303 posts)

10. David Letterman said

Reply to lindysalsagal (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 07:28 PM

Aug 2016

the biggest mistake of his career was retiring just before Donald Trump announced he was running for president.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

5. I didn't know what to expect but I didn't expect that.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 07:08 PM

Aug 2016

I love when that happens.

Leith

(7,809 posts)

6. That Was a Good One!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 07:09 PM

Aug 2016

PatSeg

(47,501 posts)

7. Ha, ha!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 07:15 PM

Aug 2016

forest444

(5,902 posts)

8. Reminds me of the old Dan Quayle joke.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Aug 29, 2016, 07:26 PM

Aug 2016

A guy walks up to the bar and asks, "how can a man get rich in the middle of this (early '90s) recession?"

"Easy," the well-heeled guy beside him says. "Go up to Dan Quayle and ask for two tens for a five; repeat, until rich."