This is so horribly amazing that it defies description. Conservatives who have a bone up their asses about a southern border that’s not nearly as porous as they insist actually believe that Donald Trump will come back from Mexico with a check for his border wall. Or, at least, a solid agreement for payment.

They’re on Twitter saying it. Even former members of Congress are saying it. Joe Walsh, who’s a nitwit as it is, said that it would be “game, set and match” if Trump was able to accomplish that:...

The answer is that, if a President Trump even manages to get authorization for the wall, we will end up paying for it. Oh, sure, he’ll claim that Mexico’s paying for it with heavy tariffs and by ending NAFTA, and possibly other ways too, but the truth is that we will pay for it, since most of what he’s saying about trade isn’t likely to happen without him disbanding Congress.

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.