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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 05:24 PM Sep 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton spends day at mall food court with friends.

Eyewitness reports claim that Ms. Clinton and her two friends Stacey and Angela spent several hours throwing French fries at passersby, after which they would quickly turn their heads and giggle. At one point, husband Bill Clinton called Ms. Clinton's phone and sources reported her saying, "*Cough* *cough* Yeah, I'm okay, honey, just got up from a*cough cough* nap. I had some *cough cough* soup, so take your time getting *cough* home." After the call ended, Ms. Clinton then turned to Stacey. The two briefly said nothing for several seconds before erupting into laughter and heading towards Old Navy.


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BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton spends day at mall food court with friends. (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Sep 2016 OP
This just in... Jason1961 Sep 2016 #1
I'm not a GWC58 Sep 2016 #2
I don't see a double standard here. Staph Sep 2016 #8
BREAKING NEWS----------- Wellstone ruled Sep 2016 #3
I thought it was Forever 21 tymorial Sep 2016 #4
No silly! SoCalNative Sep 2016 #5
That would be her second earring madokie Sep 2016 #6
MUST SEE TV! ffr Sep 2016 #7

Jason1961

(413 posts)
1. This just in...
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 05:27 PM
Sep 2016

...Hillary Clinton hates Abercrombie and Fitch

Fox News is just the worst of our terrible media

GWC58

(2,678 posts)
2. I'm not a
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 05:39 PM
Sep 2016

woman so I don't have their perspective. I gotta believe many women are going to say "okay! I feel a double standard here!" Ladies, am I correct?🤔

Staph

(6,251 posts)
8. I don't see a double standard here.
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 06:40 PM
Sep 2016

And I am a woman. My first thought on reading the original post was that it was a takeoff on Ferris Bueller's Day Off.


tymorial

(3,433 posts)
4. I thought it was Forever 21
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 05:40 PM
Sep 2016

3 days from now I expect we will hear that her ear is infected from that 2nd earing she received at the piercing pagoda.

SoCalNative

(4,613 posts)
5. No silly!
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 05:45 PM
Sep 2016

Like..OMG! Of course her ear is infected from that earpiece she was wearing! Gah..keep your conspiracy theories straight!

madokie

(51,076 posts)
6. That would be her second earring
Mon Sep 12, 2016, 05:47 PM
Sep 2016

in her third ear, right?

The woman isn't human I tell ya.


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