This just in! Breaking! tRump did his own colonoscopy, said " it was a beautiful journey, hugest

asshole in the world". So yuge he also discovered acres of unused "land" so he built a tRump tower in there, saying it has a "world class, fabulous drainage system, second to none". He wants all his acolytes to stay there as long as they want. He says after having done his own wildly successful colonoscopy he planned further medical adventures such as but not limited to finger enhancement surgery, "how hard can that be" he surmised, "left can work on the right, and right on left. Probably at the same time". He pondered the notion of cranial exploratory surgery but wasn't sure if there was anything worth looking for in there. Asked about cosmetic surgery, he said that nothing could, in his humblest opinion, improve upon the original. With having said that he waddled off decrying Obamas Martian ancestry.