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bigtree

(85,996 posts)
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 10:04 AM Sep 2016

Happy waking nightmares, everybody

Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
Good news: no person in the middle seat next to me.
Bad news: terrifying baby doll that belongs to the man in the window seat next to me.




Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 3h3 hours ago
Happy waking nightmares, everybody. #especiallyheinous


Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
Okay he bought it a ticket.

Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
The flight attendant is trying to explain to him why he shouldn't put the doll's name on the ticket next time he buys her one.

Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
Apparently the TSA was frantically trying to match the name and birthrate he provided UNTIL THEY REALIZED...

Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 2h2 hours ago
PS the doll's name is Barbara



Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 2h2 hours ago
Holy shit I had a 2 hr layover, got on next plane and AM ACROSS FROM HIM AGAIN






Marnie Schroer ?@MarnieSpokane 10m10 minutes ago
@NovicSara The "child angels" trend_ is fascinating. Might distract you:
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/05/big-inthailand-fake-children/476400/
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Happy waking nightmares, everybody (Original Post) bigtree Sep 2016 OP
do. not. make. eye. contact. annabanana Sep 2016 #1
uh... What the fucking hell? Blue_Tires Sep 2016 #2
Could be a gift for a kid he's flying to see, too. MineralMan Sep 2016 #3
WHAT SICK FUCK GIVES THIS AS A GIFT? lapislzi Sep 2016 #4
What is it that bothers you about that doll? MineralMan Sep 2016 #6
Let's start with "everything." lapislzi Sep 2016 #7
OK. But, that's not typical. MineralMan Sep 2016 #9
One day you and I will meet for coffee lapislzi Sep 2016 #11
on the bright side bigtree Sep 2016 #14
He bought the doll a ticket. nt prayin4rain Sep 2016 #15
That'll fit in the overhead bin. Lock that crazy thing up. NightWatcher Sep 2016 #5
You must kill mommy and daddy PlanetBev Sep 2016 #8
I can't spell the sound that just came out of my face. (n/t) Iggo Sep 2016 #10
The Uncanny Valley issue. He's treating a doll like a living child. haele Sep 2016 #12
Damn, some people are fucking nuts lillypaddle Sep 2016 #13
Could've been worse pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #16

lapislzi

(5,762 posts)
4. WHAT SICK FUCK GIVES THIS AS A GIFT?
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 10:35 AM
Sep 2016

I hope he prepays for the years of therapy this poor kid is going to need.

MineralMan

(146,316 posts)
6. What is it that bothers you about that doll?
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 10:39 AM
Sep 2016

I'm not seeing it. Looks like every other large baby doll I've ever seen.

lapislzi

(5,762 posts)
7. Let's start with "everything."
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 10:44 AM
Sep 2016

I admit that I have been creeped out my entire life by dolls. More so even than clowns. When I was a child, relatives would give me (they thought) lovely dolls as gifts and I would run screaming from the room. They soon learned that stuffed plush toys were much better choices. Things with faces: shiver.

I don't think that's too terribly odd, but who knows. Others on this thread seem a tad disturbed by the whole business.

MineralMan

(146,316 posts)
9. OK. But, that's not typical.
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 10:53 AM
Sep 2016

You can buy large baby dolls with hundreds of different appearances, up to full size. Kids often like having dolls, or there wouldn't be so many of them sold.

I guess I can understand people not liking dolls, with their fixed stares, etc., but most people don't have any particular bad feelings about them.

I'm afraid I'm not understanding the feelings expressed in this thread. If someone sat next to me on a plane with a doll in the seat next to them, I'd notice it and then ignore the whole thing. I'd rather sit next to a silent doll, frankly, that a wailing real baby.

If you're frightened by dolls, I can understand that, but dolls are everywhere. Most kids like owning a doll.

lapislzi

(5,762 posts)
11. One day you and I will meet for coffee
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 11:17 AM
Sep 2016

And discuss our respective irrational fears. I have some fully rational ones as well. When the kids in my class were freaking out about the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz, what was going through my 8-year-old mind was (in 8-year-old thought), "holy fuck, that was a fucking tornado! That's REAL!"

bigtree

(85,996 posts)
14. on the bright side
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 12:04 PM
Sep 2016
Sara Nović ?@NovicSara 1h1 hour ago
On the bright side, Barbara was a very well- behaved baby.

haele

(12,659 posts)
12. The Uncanny Valley issue. He's treating a doll like a living child.
Fri Sep 23, 2016, 11:32 AM
Sep 2016

Either he's well off enough he's doing this as performance art, or he's got a serious issue with a child or a concept of childhood that this doll represents. Even if the doll's a family wish token of some sort (sympathetic magic) or a representation of a recent loss, it's not normal to see this sort of thing in this day and age.

Any way, I'd probably feel creeped out, also.

Haele

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