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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:28 PM Sep 2016

Breaking News: Fox News just declared Trump the winner of tonight's debate.

Fox News just declared Trump the winner of tonight’s debate. - @AlbertBrooks via Twitter.

My comment

They've set the bar so low for him tonight that as long as he doesn't shit his pants he'll be declared winner.

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Breaking News: Fox News just declared Trump the winner of tonight's debate. (Original Post) NightWatcher Sep 2016 OP

that is just about the size of it! NT Peacetrain Sep 2016 #1

Hahaha In_The_Wind Sep 2016 #2

I think it's possible he may shit himself bmstee01 Sep 2016 #3

Even if he did izzybella Sep 2016 #4

Will it be broadcast in Smell-O-Vision? central scrutinizer Sep 2016 #5

If he did that, he would just say he was marketing "Trump for Successful Men." He would need to take Agnosticsherbet Sep 2016 #6

I disagree Skittles Sep 2016 #7

He probably will shit his pants, cab67 Sep 2016 #8

If he's smart he's wearing Depends. n/t MicaelS Sep 2016 #9

FOX NEWS TOMORROW: Trump shits in pants, but it was a small shit. Hillary would not let pants be Johonny Sep 2016 #10

Peacetrain

(22,878 posts)

1. that is just about the size of it! NT

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:29 PM

Sep 2016

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

2. Hahaha

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:29 PM

Sep 2016

Just what one could expect of Fox News.

bmstee01

(453 posts)

3. I think it's possible he may shit himself

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:30 PM

Sep 2016

izzybella

(236 posts)

4. Even if he did

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:31 PM

Sep 2016

Fox would just declare it Clinton's load of crap.

central scrutinizer

(11,659 posts)

5. Will it be broadcast in Smell-O-Vision?

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:36 PM

Sep 2016

How can we tell if he shits his pants behind a podium?

Agnosticsherbet

(11,619 posts)

6. If he did that, he would just say he was marketing "Trump for Successful Men." He would need to take

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:40 PM

Sep 2016

out his dick and shake it in his little hands to be rejected.

Skittles

(153,174 posts)

7. I disagree

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:51 PM

Sep 2016

I'm sure shitting his pants would not deter Fox News in the least

cab67

(2,999 posts)

8. He probably will shit his pants,

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 06:55 PM

Sep 2016

and Fox 'News' will blame Hillary Clinton.

MicaelS

(8,747 posts)

9. If he's smart he's wearing Depends. n/t

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Sep 26, 2016, 07:13 PM

Sep 2016

Johonny

(20,874 posts)

10. FOX NEWS TOMORROW: Trump shits in pants, but it was a small shit. Hillary would not let pants be